Superhero Pick Up Lines


Pick-up lines, even the funniest and most charming ones, never worked for me. Must be my creepy aura. Anyhoo, I’m wondering what superhero pick up lines are these super creeps using to get some. Here’s what my perfectly normal and totally not perverse mind came up with:

Mr. Fantastic, Stretchy Leader of the Fantastic Four

Cyclops, Leader of the X-Men and the Entire Mutant Race

Wonder Woman, Amazon Princess with an Invisible Jet

Hulk, Strongest One There Is

Professor X, Founder of the X-Men and Creepy Bald Guy

Superman, Last Son of Krypton and Douchebag of Steel

Zatanna, Sexy Magician

Thor, Thunderer and Hammerer

The Thing, Ever Lovin’ Blue-Eyed Member of the Fantastic Four

Spider-Woman, Avenger with a Rockin’ Body and Flowing Sexy Hair

Green Lantern Hal Jordan, Space Cop Who Sometimes Murders Entire Cities

Human Torch, Dead

Madrox the Multiple Man, Leader of X-Factor Investigations

THE GODDAMN BATMAN

Pretty obvious that pick-up lines will never be my strong suit. Meh. If you have superhero pick up lines you would like to share, please do so in the comments section. Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!

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