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This entry is part 6 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:

jesus riding a dinosaur

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This entry is part 7 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Listen. Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Closer. Let me whisper in your ear. I’ll say the words you long to hear. I will save you. With this, your motivation for the week:

obliviousness

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This entry is part 8 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

I know. It’s already Tuesday and the title clearly says Motivational Monday with Baddie. But I’m willing to break the rules of Time and Consistency to pay tribute to one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, George Carlin. Let his Seven Dirty Words motivate you:

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This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Today being my birthday, the only gift I’m asking from you guys is that you take what I have to offer you: your motivation for the week.

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