Just like last year, I’m sharing the love this Valentine’s Week, February 9th-14th. But unlike last year, I’ll ditch the poems and go with one liners and pickup lines instead. Feel free to forward these “BaddiE-CARDS” to your loved ones. You’re welcome. And remember, this isn’t just about public service. This is all about love. Because goddammit, Baddie loves you.
This is was originally posted in The Man Blog. The post was based on my Baddie Loves You mini-series, which I originally pos… ah fuck it. Just read the damn entry.
So, it’s Valentine’s Week. As a responsible blogger and all around nice guy, I’m taking it upon myself to represent the rest of the closet hopeless romantic TMB editors in sharing the love with all you blog-reading people. I shall do this through the magic of poetry. This gift of love comes in the form of greeting card-ish poems that you manly men out there can share with your loved ones. Please do. You’ll thank us later. And as for you ladies, consider this collection of poems our Valentine’s love letter to you. We’re not just horny fat guys here. We have feelings too. Feelings… for you. This is not just about public service, people! This is all about love. Because goddammit, Baddie and TMB love you.
If you want to let your beloved know that all the shenanigans you’re pulling every now and then, including the time when you threw her cat through a window in hopes of capturing a LOLcat moment with your camera, are just weird ways of showing your love, this first poem is for you:
It’s the last day of my stupid Valentine’s Week poetryvaganza! I know I said this is all about love, but in order to have love, you also have to have hate.
Seriously though, I hope there’s love in your life right now. Love for/from family, friends, and that hot chick/guy you’re not exactly sure you want to bring home but you dig nonetheless. If there is, then HIGH FIVE! And remember, Baddie loves you.
I just want to say to all of you sweet couples walking around holding hands, looking at each other with intense passion as if the rest of the world doesn’t exist, I hate you. You guys suck! Also, Happy Valentine’s Day!
*** You probably know by now that Baddie loves you. Now check out Face Rockery to see what Batman thinks of you.
On the third day of Valentine’s Week my Baddie gave to me, another love-filled piece of poetry! HUHLOLZ Hey, just in case you’re wondering, these poems are original. I wrote them with love in my heart and idioticity in my soul. What?
