Love Month is almost over and I just realized “How can I talk about Love without talking about the Internet?!” I mean, the Internet is not only the source of unlimited information and porn, but it’s also the wellspring of happiness, and that’s what we’re all looking for, right?
Every time I feel miserable, I look for friends who I can talk to. Seeing that I don’t have a lot of friends in real life, I usually just turn to the Internet for comfort and a few LOLs. These are the Internet’s greatest gifts to me:
PANDA WHO’S WILLING TO LET YOU TAKE ALL THE BAMBOO YOU WANT
Sure, the LOLcats at I Can Has Cheezburger? are funny enough to take my blues away, but one image stands out from the rest, and it’s not even a LOLcat. It’s the panda who’s willing to let you take all the bamboo you want. This is probably one of my favorite images on the Internet, easily beating out some of the stuff I have on This Be Awesome. I have to thank Anne for giving me this gift that keeps on giving.
SCHADENFREUDE! Sometimes, I don’t know whether to feel sorry for or to laugh at those poor FML souls. It’s 50% sad and 50% hilarious, really. I always choose to laugh, though. My day just isn’t complete without getting a few LOLs out of other people’s misfortunes.
VJ BJ GREG
I will never, and I mean EEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR, get tired of this shit. Seriously.
Thank you for the gifts, Internet. You’re my best friend. I love you.