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5 Things That Are As Fake As Pro Wrestling

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I just saw WWE Summerslam 2011 and its ridiculous ending. I call it ridiculous and I want you all to know that it’s a compliment. I’ve been a fan of pro wrestling since I was a kid and I’ve always known that it was scripted. This is why when people say that it’s fake, I just go NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. …

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26 Awkward X-Men the Animated Series Screencaps

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I’m re-watching all 5 seasons of X-Men the Animated Series because it’s my favorite Marvel animated series of all time. Aside from the nostalgia it brings with every corny line and generic cartoon voice, it beats the rest of the animated offerings throughout the years by sticking very closely to comics canon. From costume designs to character relationships, it’s the …


My 15 Favorite Moments in Conan’s First Week

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Today, Conan O’Brien finishes his second week on his new TBS show “Conan”. That’s why it’s time to take a look at his first week. I know it doesn’t make sense, but hey, it’s the Internet. Anyhoo, so far, I like what I’m seeing.  Somehow, “Conan” feels like a marriage between The Tonight Show and Late Night with Conan O’Brien. …


High School of the Dead: Not Just T&A

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At first glance, High School of the Dead seems like animated softcore porn with zombies. It’s full of gratuitous shots of boobs and butts. But if you look past bouncing tits and spread crotches, you will see a George Romero zombie movie infused with anime elements. That’s right. I said it. If George Romero made an anime zombie movie, it would look …


My Top 20 Blackboard Quotes from The Simpsons

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19 years ago today, the second episode of The Simpsons aired. Well, the episode was actually aired on January 14th in the US. I’m in the Philippines, so whatev. It was a special episode due to the fact that introduced one of my two favorite parts of the show: Bart writing punishment verses on a blackboard during the opening sequence …