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It just occurred to me that since I spend a lot of time on the road, I have a lot of road stories to tell. So many, in fact, that I can base a new recurring blog series on them. And since I just had another blog-worthy (well, at least for me) experience on the road, I’ll start that new blog series riiiiiiiight… NOW!

There are just days that can easily be categorized as sucky. You know, immediately after opening your eyes in the morning, you tell yourself “Fuck. It’s gonna be a sucky day. *groan*” All day at work, you’re like “Gahhhhd this is a sucky day.” and you can’t wait to go home. And when you’re already on your way home, you keep thinking “I’m going home I’m going home I’m going home GODDAMMIT THE DAY AIN’T OVER YET!” Today, ladies and gentlemen, is one of those days for me.

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2007 is drawing to a close, and you know what that means. Yep, it’s time for the obligatory Year in Review post. I did it last year, and I guess it’s just appropriate to do it again this year. I’m about to summarize my 2007 and I might get all reflective and emo and shit on your ass, so if you don’t want to read inane drama right now, get out. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! Also, I’m gonna do this by month. I’m OC like that.

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It’s obvious that the Universe has been constantly trying to screw me over since the day I was born, as evidenced by my chinky eyes that aren’t really chinky but still looks kinda chinky. I’ve always taken crap from the Universe and all its cosmic conspiracies against me. But I say it’s time to fight back! And last night, when one of its minions tried to ambush me with his sideswiping powers, I showed it that I mean frickin’ business!

I was driving home from work, picking my nose like nobody’s business, right? I saw this chick outside a cab (I dunno whether she was coming in or out of the cab, but she’s hot) in front of the Valle Verde Country Club in Pasig. I slowed down as a courtesy to the lovely lady because, as we all know, speeding in front of respectable hot chicks is simply rude. So anyway, yeah. I slowed down. And then this asshole cut me off, and HE ACTUALLY HIT ME! Here’s a 2D re-enactment of the appalling incident:

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Today just plain sucks. Normally, I wouldn’t rant about a sucky day on this blog. I wouldn’t even let it bother me for more than a couple of hours. Whenever I get that feeling of extra suckiness, a couple of LOLcat images is usually all it takes to tame Baddie’s Inner Beast of Anger. But today’s different. Today is just full of sucktitude. Nothing is going my way.

You said it, Stupid Dog on Roller Blades Holding an Ice Cream Cone with 3 Scoops of Ice Cream! I feel like everything is against me. Am I really having the worst day of my week, or am I just being overly dramatic? Consider:

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That image pretty much sums up what I feel every time I get stuck in traffic. That happens every day on my way to work and on my way back home. See, I work somewhere in Pasig City, and I live in Sta. Rosa City, Laguna. More than one hour is the average time it takes for me to drive from one city to the other without heavy traffic. When the rehabilitation of the Alabang viaduct and some parts of the South Luzon Expressway started, a day without heavy traffic became a thing of myth and legends. I can bitch about it and curse it like it slaughtered my friends (all four of them), but I’m not gonna do that.

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