foley is god

Breaking News: Senator Sues God

Gino Carteciano Breaking News, General Dickery 13 Comments

Human law is supreme. Nobody can escape it. Not even *drum roll* GOD! Behold! The power of the almighty state constitution of Nebraska! From Wired: Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (D – Omaha) filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats. The suit (.pdf), filed in a Nebraska …

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Breaking News: Hello Kitty Watches the Watchmen

Gino Carteciano Breaking News, Current Events 18 Comments

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen? Who guards the guardians? Who polices the police? Hello Kitty, that’s who! From BBC News: Police chiefs in the Thai capital, Bangkok, have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules – an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband. The armband is large, bright pink and has a Hello …

Mooninites

Breaking News: Mooninite Invasion!

Gino Carteciano Breaking News, General Dickery 3 Comments

BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) — Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday, January 31st, and prompted the closure of bridges and a stretch of the Charles River. Meanwhile, police and prosecutors vented their anger at Turner Broadcasting Inc., the parent company of CNN, …