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Dec 29

Baddie 2008

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Before I proceed with my obligatory Year in Review post, let’s get this out of the way:

Didn’t get to greet you guys on Christmas Day because of technical difficulties (which are now thankfully fixed) so, yeah. Anyway, I would just like to remind you that like most Year in Review blog posts out there, this one can get a little too reflective and emo and shit for your taste. You’ve been warned.

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It’s the legendary notebook used by the European avant-garde for the past 200 years! Its pedigree is astounding! The stories behind it, astonishing! It will set your mind on fire! It will let your soul run wild! It will force you to ask Google what “avant-garde” means! You can write on it! With a pen or a pencil! And maybe even those feather-with-ink quill thingies! They call this wondrous marriage of oilcloth and acid-free paper “Moleskine“! YOU BUY NOW!

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This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Today being my birthday, the only gift I’m asking from you guys is that you take what I have to offer you: your motivation for the week.

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This entry is part 7 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Listen. Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Closer. Let me whisper in your ear. I’ll say the words you long to hear. I will save you. With this, your motivation for the week:

obliviousness

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This entry is part 6 of 9 in the series Motivational Monday with Baddie

Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:

jesus riding a dinosaur

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