You’re Going to Love Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special

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Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special is your new favorite movie about Valentine’s Day. It may even inspire you to make babies. If you loved Michael Bolton and The Lonely Island’s 2011 joint Jack Sparrow, this Netflix original will float your love boat. But instead of getting one spectacular earworm, you’ll get an odd yet very satisfying 54-minute orgy …

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Avengers: Age of Ultron – The First True Superhero Comic Book Movie (SPOILERS!)

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I had to watch the movie twice before I could write this Avengers: Age of Ultron review. I was too distracted the first time to absorb everything. It wasn’t the loud kid who kept shouting the name of every character he recognizes. It wasn’t the dude mansplaining EVERYTHING to his girlfriend who probably didn’t care about who actually created Ultron …

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There Are No Strings On The Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

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Announced to be revealed after next week’s episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer leaked and took over the Internet like any evil sentient artificial intelligence would. The leak only lasted a couple of hours until Marvel said, “Dammit, Hydra.” and released the official high definition version. The Internet – 1, Marvel – 0. Dammit, Hydra. — Marvel …

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Guardians of the Galaxy – Better Than The Avengers

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Two years ago, I called Marvel’s The Avengers “the greatest comic book movie so far”. While I stood by that statement even after I saw the excellent Captain America: The Winter Soldier, I am now stripping The Avengers of that title. After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy twice (and I’m planning on seeing it at least 2 more times), I think head-to-head, …