You’re Going to Love Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special

Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special is your new favorite movie about Valentine’s Day. It may even inspire you to make babies. If you loved Michael Bolton and The Lonely Island’s 2011 joint Jack Sparrow, this Netflix original will float your love boat. But instead of getting one spectacular earworm, you’ll get an odd yet very satisfying 54-minute orgy …

10 Astonishing Things About The Ant-Man Movie

Ant-Man training

Before we begin, let me just tell you that there will be SPOILERS here. Cool? Cool. With probably the most ridiculous superhero concept to ever hit the big screen and the shocking departure of director Edgar Wright (he was replaced by Peyton Reed, the esteemed director of the modern classic Bring It On), it was easy to assume that Ant-Man would …

Avengers: Age of Ultron – The First True Superhero Comic Book Movie (SPOILERS!)

Avengers: Age of Ultron - Ultron

I had to watch the movie twice before I could write this Avengers: Age of Ultron review. I was too distracted the first time to absorb everything. It wasn’t the loud kid who kept shouting the name of every character he recognizes. It wasn’t the dude mansplaining EVERYTHING to his girlfriend who probably didn’t care about who actually created Ultron …

There Are No Strings On The Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

Announced to be revealed after next week’s episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer leaked and took over the Internet like any evil sentient artificial intelligence would. The leak only lasted a couple of hours until Marvel said, “Dammit, Hydra.” and released the official high definition version. The Internet – 1, Marvel – 0. Dammit, Hydra. — Marvel …

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Guardians of the Galaxy – Better Than The Avengers

Guardians of the Galaxy

Two years ago, I called Marvel’s The Avengers “the greatest comic book movie so far”. While I stood by that statement even after I saw the excellent Captain America: The Winter Soldier, I am now stripping The Avengers of that title. After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy twice (and I’m planning on seeing it at least 2 more times), I think head-to-head, …

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People Hate ‘Godzilla’ For The Same Reasons I Love It

Godzilla

There will be Godzilla SPOILERS here, so if you don’t want to see those, don’t go past the following awesome image. Otherwise, read on, children. The 2 complaints I usually hear from people who don’t like the new Godzilla movie are as follows: We don’t get to see the big guy until we’re an hour or so into the movie. The film completely abandons …

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Review: Captain America – The Winter Soldier

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

There will be spoilers but they will be at the end of the post. Don’t worry, I’ll let you know when to look away if you’re anal about spoilers. Now let’s talk about Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Super Political Action Thriller While the movie has a lot of moving parts in terms of characters and twists, the plot is …

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Is Necessary Evil: Super-Villains of DC Comics Really Necessary?

Necessary Evil - Dan DiDio

Narrated by Christopher Lee who has possibly the most evil voice ever, maybe the arch nemesis of Morgan Freeman’s holy voice, Necessary Evil: Super-villains of DC Comics showcases the dastardly villains of the DC Universe. While I’m no longer reading any of the main DCU books, this film gives me a new appreciation for DC baddies. The documentary, composed of …

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Man of Steel? More Like Man of Sad Feels, Am I Right?

Man of Steel

Man of Steel was the first ever movie I saw in IMAX 3D. I’ve always stayed away from seeing movies in IMAX theaters and I rarely watch movies in 3D because I just can’t appreciate them. Actually, I find these special formats annoying. However, I felt Superman deserved a larger than life movie viewing experience so I decided to pop …

Super Late Thoughts On The Man Of Steel Trailer

Nicolas Cage - Superman

I know, I know. The trailer, by which I mean the second official one because I don’t know where to find the first, for Man of Steel has been around for almost two months now but I don’t know why it took me so long to watch it. Maybe I was too busy with my new job and new living …