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Watcha gonna do when a fierce dinosaur goes wild on you? And by “goes wild on you”, I mean “tries to make you its brunch”.

Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything. Chances are, you’re in a weird pre-historic jungle being protected by a sexy blonde riding a wicked mammoth. You will often see her riding said mammoth emerging from FIRE!

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This is a photo of myself with some of my brothers and sisters in UPLB MASS taken in December 2004 at UPLB’s Carabao Park. After an org activity, we decided to just dick around the park and bask in the simple beauty of a cool December evening while being surrounded by Christmas lights and friends. It was just us, the trees, the stars, the lights, and the pond. That was what being in UP Los Baños meant to me. Simple joys. Complex relationships. All under the warm shadow of Oble.

But enough about me and my nostalgia. I’m writing this post to invite you to share your UP photos that show how special UP is to you. Not only will you be sharing your UP moments, you will also get the chance to win face-rocking prizes!

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I had a Greek marathon over the weekend. No, I’m not talking about the athletic long-distance endurance race that originated from the legend of a dude who ran from Marathon to Athens. I’m talking about the ABC Family TV show, Greek. I watched 17 episodes over the weekend and I loved every minute of it.

Aside from its humor, the thing I love about the show is its ability to bring me back to my own college years. In those days, everything felt so new, fresh, and enticing. It’s nice to be reminded of carefree days when you’re stressing over work, a non-existent social life, and regular financial crises.

Speaking of financial crises, you know what’s a good idea to keep the stress off? A magical thing called payday loans. Let it help you with your financial difficulties and let Greek handle the rest of your stress demons. WATCH IT!

So I was watching the 2-hour finale of Lost’s 4th season over the weekend, right? I don’t want to spoil anything, but watching it made me realize that there’s one thing missing in my life right now, and that’s an island that can defy the Laws of Physics!

I want one. I need one. And not just the island. I want to have everything in it. Lush green jungles, beautiful landscapes, time machines, black smoke monsters, polar bears, and Evangeline Lilly. I have got to get me a Lost island ASAP. But how? The money I’m making right now will probably only get me three cans of Dharma Initiative organic diced tomatoes.

I need some sort of financial help. Maybe a cash advance loan or something. That and selling my body to the highest bidder might do the trick. Yeah, that’s it. I am so bright.

Let’s face it. We live in a world where child molesters are in every corner. They’re in the playgrounds. They’re in the schools. They’re in the churches. They’re in our homes. They’re on the Internet, Facebooking and MySpacing your sweet, innocent, adorable little angels. And let’s not get started with serial killers and people who are itching to sell your children’s kidney in the black market for avant garde culinary douchebags to turn into Chinese soup.

We need to be mindful of our children’s whereabouts at all times, by any means necessary. Question is, are we really willing to go through these means? Would you go through any length to protect your child? Would you go as far as putting a GPS tracking device on your precious sons and daughters?

I would.

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