The Day an Office Toilet Stole My Excrement

Don't take my poooop!

This is a story I’m compelled to share. This is a tragic tale of failure that needs to be passed on from generation to generation. This is a harrowing narrative of how an automatic flushing office toilet robbed me of my stool sample. Gather ’round, gang! Here’s a story about poop! The company I’m working for scheduled our annual physical examination on …


DC Comics Year By Year To Celebrate 30 Years Of Baddie

DC Comics Year by Year: A Visual Chronicle

My copy of DC Comics Year By Year: A Visual Chronicle has arrived! I won it from GeekOut.ph’s contest and the timing of it all is just perfect. What better time to receive a book that chronicles the DC Comics Universe from 1935 all the way to 2010 than my birthday week? Yes, in a few days, I’ll be celebrating my …


A True Mean Girl Story

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To end Mean Girls Week, I think it’s appropriate if I share a mean girl story. A story plucked from my own retarded high school past. It’s not a story about skanky bitches calling everybody “sluts” and “whores”. It’s about high school drama, angst, and awkward silences. It’s about me being in jail with a girl named Vanessa. I went …


eLBi Life: An Article I Stole from Myself

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I don’t think that blurb makes sense either. Sorry? Writer’s block is still kicking my ass, so I’m resorting to stealing now. Well, not exactly stealing. See, I’m going to repost something I wrote 4 years ago. Something I submitted to the editors of Peyups. Something they published, hence something I draw great pride from. This is eLBi Life, my …




UPDATE (11/02/2017): This was my very first post here on bigbaddie.com. While I’ve already discarded most of my early posts, I’m keeping this one — no matter how cringe-worthy it is — for posterity. I’m sorry. I’m back in the strange and sick world of the Blogosphere. I’ve been blogless (new word!) for a month now. This is not the …