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I Am Jack’s Stupid Blog Entry

Gino Carteciano General Dickery 3 Comments

I am Jack’s insolent laptop. I slow down when Jack needs me most, driving him insane. I am Jack’s cigarette stick. I kill Jack slowly. I am Jack’s imaginary girlfriend. I torture Jack with thoughts of warm hugs and setting the world on fire. I am Jack’s social networking accounts. I let Jack know that somehow, he still has friends.


The 7 Stages of Heartbreak

Gino Carteciano General Dickery 15 Comments

It’s safe to say that most of us have had our hearts broken. I’m not talking about your parents telling you that you’re a big mistake or your friend bailing out on you that one time when there was a raid in that whore house and you were too drunk to make a run for it. No, I’m talking about …

Santa Doom

Be My Santa DOOM?

Gino Carteciano General Dickery 1 Comment

Dear friends, For the last couple of years, I didn’t really ask much when I posted my Christmas wish lists. In fact, I was only serious about the iPod. I got it, by the way. I named him Molesto. He says hi. This year, I want everything my shallow, shallow heart desires. I need you to be my Santa DOOM. …