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The New Seven Deadly Sins: I’m Screwed

satan

So, the Vatican has introduced seven new deadly sins. Do they have a committee that decides this kind of shit or something? The Committee of Sins, perhaps? Anyway, these new deadly sins (Genetic Modification, Experimenting on Humans, Polluting the Environment, Causing Social Injustice, Causing Poverty, Becoming Obscenely Wealthy, and Taking Drugs) are more hip than the original seven, and it …

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Chuck Norris vs. Yo Momma Round 2

chuck norris vs. yo momma round 2

Round 1 went to The Norris, but Your Mom thinks it was a fluke! She wants a rematch and The Norris is ready to give it to her, so let’s get it on! If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Yo momma so poor she envies you to death …

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Mad Skillz

minnie and goofy

In the past few weeks, I have been on the hunt for a new job. It was an enlightening experience, really. I got to use a lot of the stuff I’ve been writing about in Bum No More. I got the chance to look back into my professional career (all two years of it!) and build a fairly attractive resume …

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Happy New Year from Baddieverse!

New Year Baby Baddie says HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! To all the new people I’ve met and all my old friends I’ve dicked around with in 2007, it’s been a hell of a year! You’re all partly responsible for all my YAY! moments as well as the BOO! ones. And I love you all for it. SRSLY. Here’s to a more …

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Merry Christmas from Baddieverse!

santa cat

I would like to wish you guys a merry Christmas, and to help me do that is Santa Cat! Take it away, Santa Cat! Umm, Santa Cat?

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The Cautionary Tale of Trillanes and the Tank

Antonio Trillanes

One quiet morning in the land of Makati A truly wonderful day for all The boy Trillanes was under trial for a coup attempt Everyone remembers the stand-off at the mall Trillanes decided it was no fun Several of his friends agreed, they be so sweet Together they left the Hall of Justice To march freely along the Makati streets

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Smallville Season 6 Joins My DVD Army

DVDs

If there’s one week in 2007 that I should consider the bitchiest muthafucka week in the history of all bitchy muthafucka weeks, it has to be last week. Seriously. My annual depression attack arrived just when I was starting to be pwned at work, and the screwy weather ravaged my health, leading to a sick leave last Monday. It was …

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Jack Bauer Lite

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Hi. My name is Gino, code name: Jack Baddier. I’m here in my room, waiting for the Sandman to put me to sleep. By the way, I’m not talking about the mythical creature. Sandman is the codename of one of my fellow agents in a top secret government organization. He’s going to inject me with a serum that will induce …

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Breaking News: Senator Sues God

foley is god

Human law is supreme. Nobody can escape it. Not even *drum roll* GOD! Behold! The power of the almighty state constitution of Nebraska! From Wired: Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (D – Omaha) filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats. The suit (.pdf), filed in a Nebraska …