21

What Would You Do If You Were Bitten By A Zombie?

OFFICE ZOMBIE WANTS YOU

Before you laugh at me, let’s be clear about this being just a theoretical question. We all know that zombies are not going to overrun the planet and that the world will actually end when the robots take over. So let’s just pretend that zombies are indeed going to show up to end the world as we know it. That …

3

5 Ways To Prevent Yourself From Buying An iPad Which Is Actually Just A Piece Of Wood

iPad which is actually just a piece of wood painted black

Ashley McDowell was just minding her own business at the parking lot of a South Carolina McDonald’s when she was approached by two black dudes. They offered to sell her an iPad for $300 but she only had $180. Luckily for her (not really), the black dudes accepted the $180 and everybody was happy — until dear Ashley got home, …

4

To Play DotA Online Is To Play with Hellfire!

Official Statement from Satan

The abundance of idiots on the Internet always amazes me. There are people who fall for the antics of The Onion and there are people who actually call shenanigans on me when I say that I can control fire. That old blog entry still gives me the giggles whenever new comments are posted. However, no entry on this blog can …

4

5 Reasons Why You Are Better Than Justin Bieber

Laughing Obama

Justin Bieber has millions of fans all around the world, and judging from the multiple times he has been attacked online, on stage and on the streets, it is safe to say that he has a lot of haters too. But why would people hate a young boy who’s just making a living out of making girls scream? The answer …

6

GetGlue Sticker Rejects

GetGlue Sticker - TARDIS

I currently have 561 stickers in my GetGlue sticker collection. I have to admit, I unlocked most of them without actually watching a certain movie or TV show or getting excited about an artist going on tour. There’s just something about getting free stickers within a few clicks that makes me feel good. What’s more exhilarating is when you unlock …

15

The 7 Stages of Heartbreak

emo

It’s safe to say that most of us have had our hearts broken. I’m not talking about your parents telling you that you’re a big mistake or your friend bailing out on you that one time when there was a raid in that whore house and you were too drunk to make a run for it. No, I’m talking about …

7

Quickie History Lessons: Philippine Independence

Greetings, readers of this Internet journal! I, Lord Bigus Baddiesworth IV, once again welcome you to this little  web log series called Quickie Histoy Lessons! Today is the 12th of June, 2009 and it is the 111th year of Philippine Independence. “Independence from what?” you might ask. Well, dear intrepid web log visitor, do I have a short story for …

8

Quickie History Lessons: The Gunpowder Plot

Guy Fawkes

Greetings, dear web log readers! I am Lord Bigus Baddiesworth IV, Historian-in-Training and the author of this Internet journal you are perusing. Today is November 5th, a date that is of notable importance to English history for it was the same day in 1605 when a group of young English Catholics plotted to remove King James I from his throne …

8

Behind the Planet: Catching Up with Pluto

catching up with pluto

Less than 2 years ago, Pluto was demoted to being a dwarf planet. I covered the reactions of the other planets after the shocking demotion. Now, it’s time that we check up on the ex-planet. It’s time for us to go Behind the Planet, or should I say, the dwarf planet. Snapz! After Pluto was expelled from our solar system’s …

7

Breaking News: Darth Vader Attacks Founders of Jedi Church

You know what you shouldn’t mix? Wine and the Dark Side. From Yahoo! News: HOLYHEAD, Wales – A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday. Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones …