October 19th, 2011 General Dickery
Before you laugh at me, let’s be clear about this being just a theoretical question. We all know that zombies are not going to overrun the planet and that the world will actually end when the robots take over. So let’s just pretend that zombies are indeed going to show up to end the world as we know it. That being said, imagine yourself running around, looking for a safe haven in a world gone mad. You suddenly find yourself in a sticky situation and BAM! You’re bitten by a zombie. You manage to escape but the fact still remains — it’s only a matter of time before you turn into one of the living dead. What would you do?
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September 2nd, 2011 General Dickery
I feel ashamed because it took me this long before I discovered this fine piece of musical tomfoolery. It’s like something out of my dreams. Darth Vader, the Dark Lord and Mic Meister of the Sith, takes on the Third Reich, Holocaust Head Honcho and Austrian Asshole Adolf Hitler! Place your bets! Watch the video after the jump.
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August 31st, 2011 General Dickery
Ashley McDowell was just minding her own business at the parking lot of a South Carolina McDonald’s when she was approached by two black dudes. They offered to sell her an iPad for $300 but she only had $180. Luckily for her (not really), the black dudes accepted the $180 and everybody was happy — until dear Ashley got home, opened the box and found out that her new iPad was actually just a piece of wood with a painted Apple logo.
I have to give props to the scammers, though. They put some effort into their craft by painting the piece of wood black and adding some painted iPad app icons on the “screen”. If you don’t want to become another Ashley McDowell, here are a few tips on preventing yourself from buying an iPad which is actually just a piece of wood.
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August 11th, 2011 General Dickery
Welcome to the 4th installment ofTumblr Thursday! Here are some of the most awesome things I found on Tumblr during the week of August 3-10, 2011. Enjoy.
Jim Carrey as the Black Swan. Possibly one of the most terrifying thing I’ve seen on Tumblr. [via]
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August 4th, 2011 General Dickery
Welcome to the 3rd installment of Tumblr Thursday! Here are some of the most awesome things I found on Tumblr during the week of July 28 to August 3, 2011. Enjoy.
Not often will you see gender bent male superheroes with most of their clothes still on. [via]
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