The Atari 2600, the video game console that popularized the use of microprocessor-based hardware and game cartridges, was released in October 1977 and peaked in popularity in the mid-80′s. It was officially retired in January 1992, giving it a lifespan of 14 years and 2 months, the longest in US home video game console history. Due to its significant impact on video game and consumer electronics history, plus the added value of nostalgia, many people not only still play this console, but they also make homebrew games. Of course, we know these people fail to win the one game that really matters: the “Get a Life!”game. ZING! With that lame intro out of the way, I present to you my own homebrew games:

A gang of KKK members stole Mr. T’s bling-blings and it’s up to you to help him track down the suckas and retrieve his precious loot! No pity fo’ those fools in Blingstravaganza with Mr. T!

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I don’t have the time to play all my Playstation 2 games these days, due to the fact that I’m slowly regaining my social life. But I can still remember a couple of months ago that my life revolved around work, driving to and from work, eating, sleeping, reading comics, and playing games on my PS2. And during that time, I had a few favorites that deprived me of much wanted sleep. And here they are:

#5: Rumble Roses – I love pro-wrestling. I love hot women. Although I would prefer to wrestle hot women, I’m happy with making (and sometimes just watching) them wrestle half-naked in a wrestling ring or a puddle of mud. Call me a perv if you want, but I think this game is genius! I mean, come on. I wasn’t surprised that it got a sequel even though there’s nothing special about its gameplay. It’s all about the hot busty ladies doing mind-boggling moves to each other.

#4: X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse – I wasn’t able to play the original X-Men Legends game, and this one made me regret it. It’s fairly obvious that I’m a comic book geek, so seeing a bunch of X-Men characters move around and speak using awesome voices is already heaven for me. Add to that an addicting gameplay and an open-ended story, and voila! Mutant magic at the palm of my hands.

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Several hours to go before I get off work. Problem is there’s no work to be done. I’m bored. I’m tired of going to the smoking area to smoke because of the non-smokers who stay there and give me menacing stares. Jerks. I’ve visited all interesting websites and blogs I know of (that are non-porn in nature), and I’m too lazy to explore new ones. Already read all new messages in all the forums I visit. Already reached my daily limit of people to piss off (and on). Already finished with stalking all the stalkables on my Friendster friends list. What’s a bored retard to do? More importantly, what would Jesus do?! Play Kingdom of Loathing, of course!

Kingdom of Loathing is a browser-based multiplayer role playing game that can only be described effectively when you’re drunk and nobody’s listening. The writing is humorous, filled with wit and parody. The graphics… well, two words: stick figures.

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I’m just a young man fresh out of college. Moved into a strange town full of strangers. Weird strangers. Met several of them while I’m moving most of my stuff into my new house. A house that resembles a nuclear bunker. Good thing I’m not claustrophobic. After settling in, I managed to throw a housewarming party. The booze flowed like hell. Wanting no more than to work and earn a lot money, my life aspirations didn’t really involve finding love in strange places. And in that alcohol-filled party, I met her. Jessica. Suddenly, climbing the corporate ladder didn’t feel as important as it was.

We slowly got to know each other. Then came the hug. Then the kiss. Then the dirty thing. In a hot tub. Rock n’ roll all night long! Before I knew it, she’s already moved in with me. And the fun really started. Turns out, she’s game. And when I say game, I mean show-me-another-hot-girl-and-I’ll-make-out-with-her game. Awesome!

We started scheduling threesome make out sessions in the hot tub outside my house. We tried it with different girls. But there was this one girl who stood out. A redhead named Beth. Several naughty nights (and days) later, Beth decided to move in. The smile on my face is infinite. And then Jessica and I found out that Beth has a twin sister. Naughty thoughts overload.

I was promoted within a span of a few weeks. I was living with 2 gorgeous ladies who often find time to make out with each other while I watch. Things are going pretty good for me. But all good things must come to an end, right? And for me, it certainly did. How? I got Jessica pregnant. Beth moved out. My job got boring. Jessica got bloated. The bills kept coming in with no signs of stopping. And oh yeah, I killed our cleaning lady because she’s so hot and she wouldn’t make out with me. Suddenly, I don’t know my aspirations anymore.

The Sims 2 is the best game ever!