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5 Sexiest Sam Pinto Twitter Photos

Don’t you love it when celebrities post personal photos on Twitter? They just make it easier for you to stalk them. Did I say stalk? I meant admire. They make it easier for you to admire them. One of my favorite celebrities is Sam Pinto and I thank the Internet gods for giving me access to her photos beyond what we see in photo shoots for magazines and ads. As a responsible blogger and a proper Sam Pinto enthusiast, I took it upon myself to search for the 5 sexiest Sam Pinto Twitter photos. You’re welcome.

Sam Pinto Instagram

Even Instagram focuses on her luscious lips. /creeper [Instagram]

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Sam Pinto Is the Sexiest Woman in the World


And by “world” I mean “Philippines”. The FHM debut of Sam Pinto was the July 2010 issue which featured the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2010 list. Exactly one year later, she is at the very top of that sexy list. As a slightly obsessed fan, this is good news because this is an affirmation on my taste in pretty faces. And rocking bodies. Congratulations, Sam! And congratulations to me too for not going overboard with this obsession by not watching your TV shows.

Sam Pinto - FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World

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23 Photos of Camille Ford Eating Food Sexily

A couple of weeks ago, Maggie asked me to acquire episodes of the Travel Channel’s Food Wars for her. Being the good boyfriend that I am, I obliged. And thank goodness I did because when I took a peek at the first episode of the show out of curiosity, I was immediately hooked by the food and the host, Camille Ford. I’m not going to bother you with the concept of the show which is basically a comfort food competition. Instead, let me just show you the best part of each episode — Camille Ford eating food sexily. If you have porn-like music in your media player, now’s the best time to play it. Now click and drool.

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Sam Pinto, the 100 Sexiest Women in the World, Judgmental Moms and Their Scared Little Children

So there I was at the nearest Ministop, sporting my fat hobo look with red barbecue sauce all over my shirt. I picked up some chips, a bottle of root beer and a few packs of instant pancit canton, then I headed over to the counter to pay for them. I cut the line, drawing spiteful looks from the family behind me. I couldn’t care less. I upset them more when I told the counter girl to hold off on my receipt because I just saw something that brought my world to a complete stop. On the rack a few feet from the counter are brand new issues of FHM. It’s their 100 Sexiest Women in the World issue and on the cover? Sam frickin’ Pinto.

FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World
I acted like a total dick when I got this and I should be ashamed, but fuck you, it’s Sam Pinto.

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The Hot Black Girl in Beerfest Is Candace Smith


I casually observe my blog stats via ShortStats every now and then, and for the last couple of months, I noticed something interesting. Here are my top 10 search keywords:

  1. computers internet blog
  2. bigbaddie.com
  3. retard porn
  4. ipod touch
  5. baddieverse
  6. beerfest black girl
  7. slumbook
  8. facebook purity test
  9. beerfest sex scene
  10. hot black chick in beerfest

Notice anything peculiar? Well, except for “retard porn” which is just… creepy. Three of these keywords pertain to Beerfest, and 2 out of these 3 are about an African-American female in the movie. Looking at the rest of my statistics, I see a lot of different variants of these keywords like “beerfest black chick topless”, “hot black girl in beerfest”, “black chick from beerfest”, and so on. Looks like some IMDB-challenged people are really interested in this lady. SEXUALLY!

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