Ah, the holidays. There’s plenty of fuel for rage during this season like skyrocketing prices, crowded malls and traffic. Jesus Christ, the traffic. For some of us, there’s also the matter of the year ending and the sudden realization that life is as shitty as life was at the end of last year. Let’s not forget about the Apocalypse coming in a few months. That’s a lot of fuel for rage and misery and depression and more rage. But once you find yourself among family, friends and food, it all goes away. Rage goes away. There is only love.

Whatever god you pray to and no matter how crappy your year has been, just know that it will all be better if you are not alone. Nobody should be alone on Christmas or New Year’s. So go eat a sinful amount of food. Go be with your family, including your annoying relatives. Go dick around with your friends, even those questionable ones from the Internet. It’s time to put the rage away. Let love loose and linger.