Let’s take a break from talking about comics, TV shows and other awesome things so I can tell you a few things about Maggie — 23 things I love about her, to be exact. The last 8 months of my life has been a thrilling roller coaster ride of emotions and it’s all because of her. Today is her 23rd birthday and I can’t let it pass without telling the Internet why I love her more than the X-Men and why I always let her win. Here are 23 reasons why this guy has epic feelings for Maggie.
1. I love the fact that she can run circles around my witty remarks and clever jokes. Girl has a sense of humor, you guys. And that’s one of the biggest turn-ons for dudes.
2. I love her face. It’s so pretty I want to touch it all the time.
3. I love her singing voice.
4. I love her hilarious toddler voice.
5. I love her sexy I-just-woke-up-WTH-it’s-only-4am-purrrr voice.
6. I love her silly little laugh.
7. I love the way she freaks out at the smallest things like clouds in the night sky that look like black smoke from a burning building.
8. I love the way she smells with and without perfume.
9. I love her sneaky and stealthy ways.
10. I love the fact that she’s not a music snob but she still has formidable taste in music.
11. I love the fact that I can talk to her about everything from people with stupid faces to nerdy technology news.
12. I love the fact that she’s a very intelligent young thing and she doesn’t even realize it.
13. I love her half-bourgeois, half-jologs lifestyle.
14. I love how her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. She can charm the hell out of any guy on the Internet and IRL. But she chose to lay most of that charm on me, so deal with it, suckas!
15. I love her height. Not too tall, not too short. Just perfect for my standing hugs.
16. I love her personality’s uncanny resemblance to that of a cat.
17. I love her constant hunger and her desire to find new food joints. We laugh at those foolish salads. We eat EVERYTHING.
18. I love her acceptance of my love for comics, pro wrestling and other typical female repellents. I can randomly bring up the X-Men, WWE references and random useless scientific knowledge and she still loves me. What a catch!
19. I love her beautiful chaotic mind.
20. I love the fact that she alerts me when there’s a hot chick (besides her) around.
21. I love how she talks to inanimate objects when she’s drunk.
22. I love how she fake-slaps my arms whenever I make a really crappy pun.
23. I love how she profoundly makes me happy. She brings the kind of happiness in my life that I would like to keep for the rest of my life.
I wish you all the happiness in the world, my preshaaassss. Happy birthday. I hug your head.
Awwww. 8-> We haz the same boithday! Happy Birthday to her, Fool!
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hi guyth hihihih happy birthday @mindsturbate! i bet yer an awesome person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG YOU GUYSSSSS <3
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I'm here for the comics stuff and this is what I get???… Haha! Really, really cute :) Congrats to you both. I may not know you guys in person but I see you're a lovely couple.
Haha! Thanks, man. Don't worry. I don't do this often, but when I do, I do it HARD.
Congrats to you man! :D
Thanks, man!
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