Pick-up lines, even the funniest and most charming ones, never worked for me. Must be my creepy aura. Anyhoo, I’m wondering what pick-up lines superheroes are using to get some. Here’s what my perfectly normal and totally not perverse mind came up with:
Mr. Fantastic, Stretchy Leader of the Fantastic Four
Cyclops, Leader of the X-Men and the Entire Mutant Race
Wonder Woman, Amazon Princess with an Invisible Jet
Hulk, Strongest One There Is
Professor X, Founder of the X-Men and Creepy Bald Guy
Superman, Last Son of Krypton and Douchebag of Steel
Zatanna, Sexy Magician
Thor, Thunderer and Hammerer
The Thing, Ever Lovin’ Blue-Eyed Member of the Fantastic Four
Spider-Woman, Avenger with a Rockin’ Body and Flowing Sexy Hair
Green Lantern Hal Jordan, Space Cop Who Sometimes Murders Entire Cities
Human Torch, Dead
Madrox the Multiple Man, Leader of X-Factor Investigations
THE GODDAMN BATMAN
Pretty obvious that pick-up lines will never be my strong suit. Meh. If you have superhero pick-up lines you would like to share, please do so in the comments section. Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!
"I'd like to pop my 'CLAW' inside you." – Logan
I LOL'd at "HULK HORNY!"
The entire concept of this blog entry was built around my need to tell that HULK HORNY joke.
… I shall never look at Madrox the same way again. Dammit, Baddie.
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Hey really i just love the "HULK HORNY". The concept ehich you have provided is really very intresting.
Thank You for these kinds of blog..
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I actually liked the Cyclop's one… Many others are good though, I really liked it. Would you mind if I recommend another great website on the topic (although I didn't notice "superhero category, that's true) ?
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So…supot si Batman?
Condom with wings? IDK.
My favorite one was from Batman:)