Dear friends,

For the last couple of years, I didn’t really ask much when I posted my Christmas wish lists. In fact, I was only serious about the iPod. I got it, by the way. I named him Molesto. He says hi.

This year, I want everything my shallow, shallow heart desires. I need you to be my Santa DOOM.

TV Show and Movie DVDs

You can give me anything that’s not on my Listal Owned DVD list for obvious reasons. I can’t give you a specific title that I badly want right now, so you can just run with the fact that I like movies and TV shows with explosions and zombies. Also, I love DVDs with tons of extras.

A New Phone

OK, I’m overreacting. I just need a new battery for my Nokia N80. Bitch is dying on me all the time. Tss.

Graphic Novels

I’ve given up monthly comics indefinitely, but that doesn’t mean I no longer love sequential art. I’ve been planning to get V for Vendetta and Y: The Last Man volumes 5-10 but I never seem to get around to doing it. Maybe you can help me take care of this problem. Don’t limit yourself to those titles, though. I’m a sucker for long comic reads so you can throw any graphic novel my way. Except, of course, Watchmen and Kingdom Come. I already have those.

DOOM Merchandise

It can either be a shirt, an action figure, an umbrella, a condom, it doesn’t matter. As long as Dr. Doom’s magnificent visage is on it, I’ll be a happy camper.

That’s it.

See? I’m a very shallow person. It’s totally easy to buy me gifts. Now there’s no excuse for you to not give me a Christmas present. Unless, of course, you’re really really really poor. :(

xoxo

Baddie