Whenever something or someone fascinates me enough, I get inspired to write a blog post. Sometimes, I write poetry (SHUT UP). And then there are those rare moments when I get the urge to write an entire a book. Of course, it’s only an urge. I never get the chance to actually start writing one. Well, except for that one time when I wrote half a chapter of a book about the staff of a high school newspaper fighting terrorists and werewolves. I digress. The point is, I feel like writing a book right now and it, like most of my dumb ideas, is inspired by a girl.

I would start the book with how I met her. How that night became legendary for us and our friends. I shall call this chapter “That Fateful Night”. I’ll discuss the intricate relationships involved and how, in a span of a few months, it all got increasingly complicated to the point of total hilarity.

I would follow that up with a chapter on how she started to blow my mind with her sense of humor, spirit and several talents. The day I said “Hooo boy. This girl’s Trouble.”

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Greetings, future Cobra slaves!

I, Cobra Commander, demand that you cease killing this planet at once! Your collective inefficient and indulgent lifestyle is promoting climate change, slowly poisoning Earth. This will not stand! You need to start cleaning up your act. You can start at home or at your pathetic workplace. Ask your so-called “leaders” to take action. Do little things that will pay dividends in the future. Our future (as master and slaves). There are plenty of resources online that can give you ideas on how to live Green. Take a break from YouTube videos of dudes smashing their balls with baseball bats for a couple of hours and start researching on how you can help, you lazy assbags.

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