I always find it hard to sleep at night. My body usually longs for the soft embrace of my bed, but my mind? My goddamn mind? I always need to work the hell out of it to the point of exhaustion, which ultimately leads to sleep. Unfortunately, my mind doesn’t get exhausted easily when I’m thinking about these:

1. What TV show will make an awesome series of big budget movies?

2. How to get revenge on the high level players who always pick on me in Mafia Wars. Assholes.

3. Dr. Doom. And Batman.

4. The artistic merits of sequential art featuring talking gorillas, Asian secret agents, goddesses, mermaids, robots and men from Uranus.

5. The Girl Called Trouble.

6. Who would win in a fight between bears with lasers and sharks with missiles… IN A CAGE MATCH?

7. My next stupid blog post that 6 of you will read and 2 of you will comment on.

8. How can I tell people that I’m tired of their indie crap and there’s nothing wrong with sometimes liking mainstream shit? Fucking hipsters I swear.

9. MURDER. I’m kidding. I think about the next weekend and what shenanigans I can get myself into.

10. Pizza. And beer.

11. Whatever goddamn song that was stuck in my head that day and how I can get rid of it.

12. Fantasy Royal Rumble match that includes Degeneration X, the nWo, The Rock, Stonecold Steve Austin, The Bushwackers and Macho Man Randy Savage.

13. Politics and economics in the Philippines… AFTER THE IMMINENT ZOMBIE OUTBREAK.

14. What if God was one of us?

15. “Dammit. I’m Still awake. ….. Yep. Still awake. ….. Annnnd I’m still awake. Sigh.”

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