Jul 17, 2009

dead snow

‘Sup, guys? Colonel Herzog here. I implore you to watch Dead Snow because, to quote Baddie who watched it last night, “IT’S FRICKIN’ AWESOME!”

In this movie, Nazi zombies (that’s us! *giggles*) terrorize a bunch of disposable medical students during their ski vacation. Those meddling kids messed with our shiny treasures so we messed up their intestines. It doesn’t make sense to you, but that’s how we Nazi zombies roll.

This movie is a very satisfying clusterfuck of old school horror and new school gore. It’s funny. It’s disgusting. The plot is irrelevant. Just the way that fool Baddie likes it. Ein! Zwei! Die!

4 Comments

Ade July 17, 2009 at 11:40 am

… NAZI ZOMBIES?

SOLD.
Mara July 20, 2009 at 10:24 am

Holy crap! This looks awesome! What’s the gore level?
Baddie July 20, 2009 at 10:58 am

Mara, I’d say it’s a 64. ON A SCALE OF 10!
EM October 6, 2009 at 5:53 am

Holy crap! This looks awesome! What’s the gore level?