Here in the Philippines, school is out. Most young professionals are taking a break from work because it’s Holy Week. This means a lot of people will be spending their time dicking around the web, probably on Facebook. And if the last couple of weeks is any indication, we’re going to see a LOT of quiz results on our News Feed.

I used to answer a lot of these quizzes back when they were still interesting. You’d know that they were created with passion by people who gave their heart and soul because you actually enjoyed answering them and you looked forward to the results. These days, most of the quizzes I see are half-assed Friendsteresque survey questionnaires, and I’m sick of it. That’s why I decided to make a stand. It’s time for me to do something about these quizzes about trivial things like the meaning of people’s names, the appropriate profession that matches their eating habits, or the kind of lover they are if they’re hookers. As a form of public service, I’ve decided to create my very own quiz using Quiz Monster. A quiz that is extremely relevant in these dark financially challenged times. A quiz so important that you need to get your grandparents into Facebook so they can answer it too. A quiz called What Michael Bay Movie Are You?

If there’s one Facebook quiz you need to answer, this is it. It will totally cause profound changes in your life! You’re welcome.