Must be between 18-30 years old. Male or female, but preferably female. Who is hot. And single.
Must be capable of drinking alcoholic beverages on a school/work night. I hear one “But it’s only Monday!” from you and you get a slap on the mouth!
Must be willing to drink a lot of beer. None of those colorful pussy drinks with tiny umbrellas. Pass out after two bottles of beer and I’ll leave you for dead.
Must be physically strong. Just in case I need someone to drag me to my car so I can drive home drunk.
Must be capable of striking stupid poses with me for photos that we will probably regret posing for the next day. Like so:
Must be willing to drink near the Ortigas/Mandaluyong/Pasig/NOT-MAKATI area.
Must have an expertise in not acting like an ass when drunk. That’s my job.
Must have the ability to not throw up anywhere near my personal bubble space area.
Must have money. I’m usually broke, so, yeah.
Must be willing to inhale my cigarette smoke. Must have a lighter as well since I always lose mine. Being a smoker not required.
Must be willing to listen to my shit. When I’m drunk, I talk about serious stuff like work, relationships, and comics.
Must know some kung fu.
Must not have the habit of checking their fucking phone every couple of fucking minutes.
Must not be a music snob. No bitching about the beer session venue’s music being “too mainstream-y” please.
Must be capable of producing elaborate Wile E. Coyote-esque plots to create the longest possible delay in police/security response time. Also, must not ask too many questions.
Send your resume to bigbaddie [at] gmail [dot] com. Please include a full body photo if you’re a chick. For questions, please contact me through this form. I’m looking forward to getting wasted with you. Have a nice day!
I would like to… oh, Non-Makati. :(
Unfortunately for you, we don't belong in the same zip code.
Your anti-Makati-ness has cost you a drinking buddy.
@Bim: Aww, too bad. Thanks for playing, though.
@TBG: Yeah. :(
@RJ: Well, dude's gotta have standards. HEY-YO! *high five*
What? No QC? BYE!
oh goshdarnit, I'm not hot nor single. :(
Also, I want to listen to you talk about comics!!! :( :(
@JM: Kasama na yun sa "non-Makati".
@Sorbie: You're hot and okay, I'll bend the rules for you a little so it's okay to be not single.
No Alabang as well? Tsk.
Ako! Ako! Ako! Kahit hindi ako umiinom! <3
Wow. I'm 12 out of 15.
BUT I LIKE THOSE COLORFUL PUSSY DRINKS THO.
=P
Haha. Pasado ako bro!
"None of those colorful pussy drinks with tiny umbrellas." >>> definitely.lol
what's with the non-makati clause? may astig na tomahan sa makati avenue na mura ang beer wahahaha.
Must be physically strong. Just in case I need someone to drag me to my car so I can drive home drunk.
Shit. Now that's hard to find.
=p
hahaha! pasado rin ako well except for the money part.
I fail your qualifications. This fattie ain't no hottie and I know no kung fu and the money thing. yeah, I'm usually broke too. heh.
@Joel: NON-MAKATI.
@Anne: So papanoorin mo lang ako? :(
@Niki: 12 out of 15 is good enough! Let's get wasted!
@Marcel: Apir dorb! lulz
@Twinkle: Mayabang ka. Hmf
tara nom!!!! wahaha!!!
what's with makati? hate that the parking is always full?
no alabang? why?
no sta.rosa? bakeeet?
Panonoorin at pakikinggan ang mga hinagpis/hinaing mo sa buhay. Which means MORE BEER FOR JOO YAY SHET PANALO.
hahahahaha! eto pala yung sinasabi ni mikalu. pasado si jay, all of the above.
ngayon ko lang nakita ito kaya ngayon lang ako magcocomment.
natawa ako dito ng sobra. sorry pero ishare ko sa iba.
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LOL. I don't know kung fu, but will taekwondo and blade skills work?