I’ve stayed away from the Facebook “25 Random Things About Me” meme long enough. I’ve been tagged recently by 3 people and I guess it’s time that I do the meme… on Baddieverse. HIGH FIVE! But yeah, I’ll post this on Facebook too because I feel like I’m cheating or something.

By some strange cosmic Internet law, participants of this meme are required to list 25 random things about them. Since this is Love Month, I’m putting a little twist on this meme that I hope will not anger the Internet gods. Ladies and gentlemen, here are 25 things THAT I LOVE:

1. The Internet. Seriously, I don’t think I can last a day without going online. Sometimes, I don’t even do stuff. I just open a random blog or Google, I look at it, then I go offline. Crazy.

2. The Quiet. No, not the movie (although I have a DVD of it because I love it). I’m talking about “quiet time” or “meditation time” or “EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! time”. I just want a few minutes per day of silence. When I’m alone, I am King.

3. Comics. I don’t need to explain.

4. 2-disc DVDs. I find a certain charm in watching DVD extras. There are certain cases where I like the extras more than the movie itself. *cough*Daredevil*cough*

5. Fucker, my RAV4. He’s my silent partner. My wing man. And as weird as it may sound, my friend.

6. Zombies. Whether they’re in movies, TV shows, or comics, I just can’t get enough of them. I can live without ninjas. I can survive without pirates. But zombies? Man, they’re the light of my entertainment life.

7. Jack Bauer. He’s like Chuck Norris 2.0, man.

8. UPLB. I think I write at least one blog entry every year to profess my love for my alma mater. I’ll probably do it again this year.

9. Waking up in the afternoon. There’s something that’s so rock n’ roll about letting the day pass you by. Amirite?!

10. Pizza. If I will ever be convicted of that murder I committed last month (THAT FUCKING MIME DESERVED IT!) and be given the death sentence, this will be my last meal.

11. Jesus. He’s like Chuck Norris Beta (as well as Alpha and Omega), man.

12. Massages. I don’t care if you’re a hot chick or a fugly chick or a gay dude or a straight guy. If you can give a wicked massage, you’re my friend for life.

13. The Rock-n-Roll-devil-horns hand sign. I don’t know. It just makes me feel all powerful and bad ass every time I do it. \m/

14. The Rain. I just like the sound it makes when it hits the ground and how it makes the air cool. Call me insane-o freak-o, but the rain gives me a certain warmth that I can’t quite describe.

15. Writing shit. Whether it’s blogging or microblogging, I like making shit up and making facts sound as ridiculous as possible.

16. The Beastie Boys. Next to Tito, Vic and Joey, they’re my favorite trio ever.

17. Red heads. Especially the fictional ones. Shut up.

18. Stargazing. Seriously. It’s probably one of my favorite things to do. It’s way up there with “having sex” and “heckling crappy show bands”.

19. Videos of dudes getting hit in the groin. I just can’t deny the comedy power of dudes getting their balls and dreams of having children crushed.

20. Acoustic renditions of non-acoustic songs. There’s magic in hearing familiar songs in unfamiliar ways.

21. Beer. Come on.

22. Spur-of-the-moment adventures. The best experiences of my life sprung from moments of “Fuck it. LET’S DO THIS!” clarity.

23. Old photos. Any photo that’s more than a year old falls under this category. I’m a sentimental fool like that. Don’t judge me.

24. The word “bruva”. It’s not really a word word. It’s just a retarded way of saying “brother”. I dunno. I think I sound cute when I say it. Hihihi! SHUT UP!

25. DR. DOOM.

Now, it’s your turn to bend to the will of the Internet gods. You don’t have to do this meme, but keep in mind that if you don’t, YOUR INTERNET SOUL WILL BURN IN INTERNET HELL!

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Next week on Baddieverse: Baddie professes his love… FOR YOU!