Good silly start, strong hilarious middle, MEH cheesy end, worth a looksie overall. It has a solid cast that includes Simon Pegg, Jeff Bridges, Kirsten Dunst, Gillian Anderson, and a fugly Megan Fox. Bunch of LOLs all around. Also, SIMON PEGG IS KING! HE IS THE KING OF ALL THAT YOU KNOW! BOW DOWN TO HIM! BECAUSE HE IS KING!
Chanbara Beauty Great Moment #1: Aya is an extremely hot chick with a katana and wears only a bikini, a cowboy hat, and a scarf. Reiko is a fairly hot MILF with a double-barreled two-shot shotgun, a sweet black motorcycle, and a nice cleavage. Reiko meets Aya while Aya’s fighting a group of zombies. Together, they lay the smack down on the shambling pieces of meat, and then they fight each other. Reiko fires her shotgun at Aya several times then Aya catches a bullet WITH HER KATANA.
Sometimes, I think of myself as someone who is very good with people. Sometimes, well, not so much. I often think about what the real deal is, and that’s why this new blog series exists. With People Skillz, I aim to finally determine if I’m a lean mean PR machine or if I’m the most socially retarded dickhead you will ever meet by sharing my interactions with different people. Here now is the first edition of People Skillz that I’d like to call AMBUSH AT THE MALL!
19 years ago today, the second episode of The Simpsons aired. Well, the episode was actually aired on January 14th in the US. I’m in the Philippines, so whatev. It was a special episode due to the fact that introduced one of my two favorite parts of the show: Bart writing punishment verses on a blackboard during the opening sequence (the other one being the couch gag). In honor of this special day, I compiled a list of my favorite blackboard sayings. In no particular order:
Previously on Jack Bauer Lite: Jack Baddier totally freaked out when he heard animals making animal sounds. What an idiot.
Jack Baddier: What a nice morning. Perfect for driving, smoking, dicking around with the CD player and talking to someone on the phone, all at the same time. Isn’t that right, Chloe?
Chloe: Hang up now! I need you to be alive and in our super secret office early! No later than 9 AM.
JB: Why? What happens at 9 AM?
C: The whole ground floor will be blasted with the Airborne Cancer Nano-Virus we invented.
JB: WHAT THE–?! WHY?!
C: Super secret beta testing.
