Moleskine Schmoleskine
It’s the legendary notebook used by the European avant-garde for the past 200 years! Its pedigree is astounding! The stories behind it, astonishing! It will set your mind on fire! It will let your soul run wild! It will force you to ask Google what “avant-garde” means! You can write on it! With a pen or a pencil! And maybe even those feather-with-ink quill thingies! They call this wondrous marriage of oilcloth and acid-free paper “Moleskine“! YOU BUY NOW!
Relax, my little furry friend. Moleskine notebooks aren’t made from your kin’s skin. It would be cool though if they were. YOU BUY NOW!
Be part of the elite! Use these sophisticated-looking notebooks to jot down your ideas, which I’m sure are extremely brilliant. Sketch your vision of a glorious flower or a majestic mountain range! Screw those simpletons who use those pretentious ordinary notebooks made from regular paper! They’re not as cool as you! And really, are ideas really worth anything if they’re not written on Moleskine notebooks? Absolutely not. YOU BUY NOW!
If you buy now, you will enjoy the awesome feelings of relevance and benevolence that you also get from wearing Havaianas, reading the Twilight books, laughing at poor people, watching only indie films, listening to bands nobody has ever heard of, and using the word “chillax” at least once a day. YOU BUY NOW!
Here’s what the cream of the artistic, creative, and sophisticated crop have to say about these marvelous Moleskine notebooks:
Steel Ventus says:
I luuurv using these things! I lurv them as much as I lurv the Internets! Maybe even more! In fact, if it were up to me, I’d have everything on the Internets, even YouTubes, transferred to Moleskine notebooks. That would be awesome! Like, totally!
Mike Villar says:
I masturbate to Moleskine notebooks whenever I tire of my extensive collection of hot retard porn.
Pau Araos says:
I like them! I really, really like them! Especially the pink ones! Because I’m gay.
Ade Magnaye says:
I’m thinking of buying a really sleek netbook, but I’m ditching that idea. I’m going to get me some of that Moleskine action! After all, Ernest Hemingway didn’t write his ideas on a netbook. He used a Moleskine notebook! Pulitzer Prize, here I come!
Coco Collantes says:
I’d punch my firstborn child to get one of these puppies. They’re simply Moleskinecredible!
Philippine Blog Award Winner Bim Barbieto says:
I’d punch Coco in the balls to get one of these puppies. I’d give him a BJ too if he asks for it. JOO BUY NAO!
It’s an absolute essential! It’s tangible happiness! It’s a miracle made of paper and oilcloth! You haven’t really lived your life until you have doodled something stupid on a Moleskine notebook! YOU. BUY. NOW!
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Chillax ka lang.
Ade´s last blog post: WebSapient rips off ENTIRE portfolio of Pinoy web designer
Ahaha what’s the pt.?
kenna´s last blog post: Ericsson – Sun Cellular Christmas Party 2008
Legendary notebooks? What’s next? A drawing of a spider that costs a fortune?
Oh.
Steel´s last blog post: All Good Things Must Come to an End
hahaha I agree with ade, relax.:) parang you’re about to explode.:)
The moleskine organizer is nice.:)
The Lionesss´s last blog post: Oh hodgepodge.
But why?
@Noelle De Guzman: EXACTLY! High five!
I’d love it if someone gave me one though. ;)
Otherwise, I don’t really care.
I have my trusty Cattleya notebook. :D
Jewel´s last blog post: I keep coming back to you.
This post has no basis on truth whatsoever. Just like Gino’s sexuality.
Pau´s last blog post: WebSapient? More like HOMOSapient! (So-called design company rips off entire portfolio from Pinoy designer)
I sense no hatred at all. :D Btw, that mole is scary as heck.
Abby´s last blog post: 11th Day of Christmas: 11 Weird Gadgets
I know what to give you for Christmas! Come on Gino, guess. GUESS!
Joel Avatari´s last blog post: 88. RALLY AND WEBSAPIENT DOUCHERY
"It’s an absolute essential! .."… it’s overrated… ehehe
kenna´s last blog post: Ericsson – Sun Cellular Christmas Party 2008
@Jewel: Ah, yes. The Cattleya notebooks. Back in high school, I used to write MANLY poetry. Filled 7 Cattleya notebooks with it.
@Pau: YOU LIE! Pink lover!
@Abby: I didn’t write this entry with hate in my heart. Nosireebob I didn’t.
@Joel Avatari: A promise that you’ll come out of the closet in 2009?
I love you for writing this entry. When moleskins were new, I actually thought they were made out of real mole skins. Imagine my disappointment when I found out I was wrong. :(