Marvelous Music Meme

It’s a sucky start of the work week for me and I feel like a big bag of GROUCHY. I have this urge to give people RKO’s and kicks to the head, thanks to morning traffic, busted elevators, unresponsive people, and regular Internet douchebags and stoopids. Also, my current obsession with Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 for the PS2, a game scientifically optimized to set your mind ON FIRE. So in an attempt to ease my grumpy-lion-with-a-thorn-embedded-in-his-paw pain, I’m going to answer an Internet meme. YAY!

The Rules:

• Choose a singer/band/group.
• Answer the following questions using ONLY titles of songs by your chosen singer/band/group.

My Singer/Band/Group: Beastie Boys

Questions and Answers:

1. Are you male or female? Tough Guy
2. Describe yourself. Professor Booty
3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Hey Fuck You
4. How would you describe your previous relationship? Sabotage
5. Describe your current relationship. It Takes Time To Build
6. Where would you want to be now? Intergalactic
7. How do you feel about love? The Brouhaha
8. What’s your life like? Fight For Your Right (To Party)
9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Super Disco Breakin’
10. Say something wise. Shake Your Rump

Feel free to snatch this meme for your own blog. You know you want to.

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