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Usually, when something baffles us, it’s only a matter of time before we figure it out. The more we learn from these perplexing things, the more we understand their nature. We eventually uncover the truth behind them. But sometimes, the more we learn about these things, the more they frustrate and bewilder us. That’s exactly what women are to me. Baffling. Perplexing. Frustrating. Bewildering.
Sure, men can be hard to figure out too. But come on, compared to the endless maze of the female mind, men are 9-piece sliding puzzles. Figure out the password (usually “boobs”) and these puzzles will solve themselves.
I’ve been told that humor trumps good looks most of the time. Personality will always be number one. LIES. I have yet to beat an athletic handsome dumb dude with no personality whatsoever for the heart of girl.
I was accused of being a player. Someone not trustworthy. MORE LIES. Same girl who told me that left me for another dude. A dude infamous for being a goddamn playboy. W. T. F.
Women have dropped hints on me like it’s nothing. Breadcrumbs that lead to nowhere. And let’s not start with the whole PMS thing. That turns the Mystery volume up to 11.
As soon as I think I’ve figured them out, Ashton Kutcher enters the room and declares “YOU’VE BEEN PUNK’D!” I hate that douchebag.
I’ve had four serious girlfriends already but I’m nowhere near understanding the nature of women. Baffling. Perplexing. Frustrating. Bewildering. And that’s why I’m smitten by them. <3
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Can I just say… the last sentence seriously made me go "aaawwww"? Also, I’m a "girl" (lol really? says who, Kring?) and I don’t even understand ME at times.
I know man, there is just no way anybody could understand wimmin. That is why I always rely on my ever-trusty chloroform-soaked handkerchief when it comes to figuring them out.
No one can understand wimminz, not even wimminz themselves.
uh huh…
peace :D
Women are like rosaries. Full of mysteries. What?
"men are 9-piece sliding puzzles" –Ive never been able to solve one :(
2 people have said it in different words, and I’ll say it again: Not even I can understand myself sometimes!
But men make us go WTF too — a lot. So it’s fair game, dontcha think? ;P
Well. Good luck? *hugs*
My favorite part was when you said that it shouldn’t be against the law to dropkick women when they’re being difficult. No wait that’s not in there. Disappointing. =(
@Jew: No, it’s not fair game. Put beer in front of guys and they’ll understand themselves easy. Wimmens? You guys said it 3x already. Even wimmens can’t understand wimmens.
@Coco: It’s… illegal? :(
Damn racists!
Oh.
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@Jew: I disagree. Wanna understand men? Boobs.
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Mmmm..boobs.
I thought, after 5 relationships, that I understand men better… but I’m wrong. Men are so confusing, too, specially when there’s a problem and they don’t open their mouths to talk about it.
And yes, women are hard to understand. I’m with you on the PMS thing :P
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the men can’t understand wimminz. the wimminz can’t understand men. and both can’t understand themselves either.
drat.
the gays win again. :(
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^^ lolz. :D
I agree, gay people have the upper hand.
Ever notice how wimmin wrap their around them all the time? Wimmin enjoy the company of gay guys more than straight guys.
But yes, wimmin are generally incomprehensible (most especially during PMS bouts). Hehe.
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