Voting for the Bloggers’ Choice Award of the 2008 Philippine Blog Awards is now open! Because I’m sheep, I initially thought “Hey, Lauren, Pau, and Ade have already voted for Mikey, I guess I’ll have to vote for him too because, you know, I’m sheep.” I planned on just collecting a bunch of Mikey’s retarded photos (well, EXTRA retarded because most of his photos are already retarded) and putting stupid captions on them that would make him look more retarded, but I thought maybe I should have a better reason for voting for him other than me being sheep. Also, I’m trying to spite Bim. After smoking a couple of cigarettes while giving the smoking area ladies the sexy look, I figured it out: I’m voting for Mike Villar because I BELIEVE IN MIKE VILLAR.
I believe that he’s giving the world the greatest gift of them all: The Gift of LOLs. His humor flies right over some people’s heads, and it even offends some people to the point where they feel that they need to “retaliate”. If you get what he’s trying to say, though, you’d be in for a LOLing good time.
I believe that he saves us from feeling bad about ourselves. We may think that our jobs suck balls. We may think that our relationships are doomed to fail. We may think that the sum total of our existence approximately amounts to NOTHING. All you need to do is read his blog and you’ll realize that your life isn’t as screwed up as you think it is. Also, you don’t masturbate in public.
I believe that he is not sheep like the rest of us. HE’S A WOLF! HE’S A FRICKEN WOLF WHO WILL DEVOUR OUR SOULS ONE DAY WHEN WE’RE NOT LOOKING! He blazes his own trails. He creates his own paths. He’s a pioneer.
I believe he’s our Knight in Derelict Armor, ready to rescue us from being total Blog Whorage Monsters and Meta Blogging Dragons. He inspires us to stare The Man in the eyes while preparing our knees for a meeting with his balls. He is our Beacon of Personal Blogging Hope in a world slowly being eaten alive by online billboards disguised as personal blogs.
I believe in Mike Villar. Do you?
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I BELIEVE IN MIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DRIVES ME HOME WHEN I’M TOO DRUNK!
I DO! MIKE IS THE BESTEST BEST!
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lol that logo is very funny …i can’t stop giggling…. is that a gay stuff? from the name of the gel looking tube, sounds like its for a lubricant for the ass before fucking OMFG ROFL
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