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For the second installment of Covers Carnival, I thought I should do something different. So instead of just typing text to describe and make fun of the covers, I figured maybe I should dick around with the covers themselves. Am I making sense? Of course not. Nevertheless, here are ten Baddified covers of Archie and Friends.

OK, first, don’t ask why I used Archie and Friends. I don’t know either. I guess it’s nostalgia? Second, if you can’t appreciate the shenanigans of the folks from Riverdale, you’re dead to me. DEAD! And finally, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for this crude waste of Internet space. :(

• Covers Carnival #1: Batman
• Covers Carnival #3: The Punisher
• Coverage #1: Fantastic First
• Super Suggestive
• Stubby Movie Review: How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
• PLDT MyDSL & Face Rockery
• X-23: Target X #6
• This Is Why I Love Bollywood
• The Secret
• The Cautionary Tale of Trillanes and the Tank