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Seeking vengeance (which is, really, the best reason ever to do anything) for the death of her mother, a sorta hot high school girl, with a vagina that has teeth that looks like a combination of eel and shark teeth, has sex with her stepbrother who is a total asshole. Her vagina bites off said asshole’s penis and it falls to the floor. The asshole’s dog then eats the bloody male sex organ. Hilarity ensues.
With intense penis-chomping and penis-eating action, this scene earns its spot in film history greatness.
*** This great moment in film history is from the movie with bite, Teeth.
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The freakazoid in me wished that the stepbrother was the guy for her and they would live happily ever after.
@Juice: Heyyy, I was thinking the same thing! :D
I swear to G, I will watch this over the weekend. I’ve had it in my laptop close to 2 weeks now!
@Helga: Don’t swear in my name! Hmf.
i wanna watch this with all of my asshole exes!
and i’ll tell them i don’t need teeth, i can destroy theirs using my barehands and a hairpin.
mwahahaha.
@Iya: YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME, YA HEAR?!
hahahah sige, but add me in ym first! hahaha! iyaiyayow02
One of the strangest and most interesting movies I’ve every seen. The whole religious aspect of abstinence was pulled off with magnificent, tongue-in-cheek style, a bit like Donnie Darko and the whole self-improvement movement. (Uh oh. I just made a rhyme. I must leave . . . )
Brian
@iya: ADDED! :D
@tysdaddy: Stay! I welcome people who rhyme, just like I welcome… grime? rhymeFAIL