So I was watching the 2-hour finale of Lost’s 4th season over the weekend, right? I don’t want to spoil anything, but watching it made me realize that there’s one thing missing in my life right now, and that’s an island that can defy the Laws of Physics!
I want one. I need one. And not just the island. I want to have everything in it. Lush green jungles, beautiful landscapes, time machines, black smoke monsters, polar bears, and Evangeline Lilly. I have got to get me a Lost island ASAP. But how? The money I’m making right now will probably only get me three cans of Dharma Initiative organic diced tomatoes.
I need some sort of financial help. Maybe a cash advance loan or something. That and selling my body to the highest bidder might do the trick. Yeah, that’s it. I am so bright.
LOL I see what you did there.
NO I don’t need a cash advance loan, you frickin’ spa…Oh.
This was approved? LOL
Smooth
What’s this obsession with Kate? If you ask me, Juliet has the best knockers on the island. Next to Michelle Rodriguez.
So what are you waiting for? Ask me who has the best knockers on the island!
That show got so complicated I gave up on watching it. I really only wanted to watch Sawyer, he seems the least complicated person on that island. If they wrote a book based on that show I might buy it to read just the story itself. But, imagine trying to unwravel that mess enough to make it sound like a story you could actually read on paper.
I watched it twice this season. Saw the season ender on but only watched a minute or two before I wanted to see what else was on. The Food Channel had Kitchen Nightmares on, even though it was one I had seen before.