So I’m pretending to be all mysterious and silent and anti-social and shit, right? I was doing fine until I saw the trailer for The Machine Girl. As much as I want to stay quiet and act seriously serious, I can’t. I mean, Yakuza? Ninjas? Tempura? Chainsaws? Flying Guillotine? Drill Bra? Lots of blood? REVENGE?! It’s making my vagina wet, and I don’t even have a vagina! Consider yourself watched, Japanese Movie Made of WIN!