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So I’m pretending to be all mysterious and silent and anti-social and shit, right? I was doing fine until I saw the trailer for The Machine Girl. As much as I want to stay quiet and act seriously serious, I can’t. I mean, Yakuza? Ninjas? Tempura? Chainsaws? Flying Guillotine? Drill Bra? Lots of blood? REVENGE?! It’s making my vagina wet, and I don’t even have a vagina! Consider yourself watched, Japanese Movie Made of WIN!
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I knew it would take a giant tempura with blood sauce to coax you out of hiding.
Holy crap. That’s several shades past awesome. O_o
IKNORITE?! Also, it’s not just the giant tempura. See, I’ve always had a thing for Japanese high school girls with Gatling gun arms. Talk about ARMED, right? HAHAHAHAhahahrrrmmmmnnn…
Ade sent me a link.
This is just so Japanese. I’ll definitely watch this!
Tempura! Sushi! DRILL BRA!!!!!!!!
Oh, man.
I do have a vagina, and it’s ready for this film. Netflix tells me it doesn’t come out until June 3, so thank God for this trailer.
(stopped by to drop an EntreCard, stayed to watch people eat sushi fingers)
bad gino with no V,
you make me laugh.
@JD: HEY! Congrats for having a vagina! That’s awesome!
@Chesca: Is it because I don’t have a vagina and you do? :(