HUHLOLZ! But seriously, congratulations to the new graduates! Good luck with the job hunt. Say goodbye to the campus bitches and say hello to the office sluts. Yay! Also, STAY AWAY FROM MY PARKING SPACE. Thank you.
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May they enjoy paying off their student loans for decades to come.
And let’s also welcome them to the wonderful world of Work Overtime and Taxes! Yay!
OMG. I just realized that when I start looking for a job, I’ll be job-hunting with the class of 2008. OMG, I feel like crying :(
@Helga: And so I shall wait for the blog posts about your wacky job hunting exploits.
Noooooooo =( =( =(
yay!…Lucky me..got a job last May!
yay!…Wish me luck this September’s Bar exam…
-PEACEMAN.
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