So, the Vatican has introduced seven new deadly sins. Do they have a committee that decides this kind of shit or something? The Committee of Sins, perhaps? Anyway, these new deadly sins (Genetic Modification, Experimenting on Humans, Polluting the Environment, Causing Social Injustice, Causing Poverty, Becoming Obscenely Wealthy, and Taking Drugs) are more hip than the original seven, and it doesn’t sit well with the old guys.

Pride: We were the first! Why do we need another seven?! We were the stars of a Brad Pitt movie, goddammit!

Wrath: DIE, N00BS! DIE!!!

Lust: Fakers. We can totally kick their pretentious asses. Mmmm… asses. Gangbang, anyone?

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So I was rummaging through my photos for something I can use for my eLBi Life post the other day, and guess what I found? GUESS!

A picture of that cat from our apartment back in college! It wasn’t our cat. It was just always there, hovering like your annoying nerd friend. I took this photo one morning after an extremely belly-busting bout with beer. I guess we were so drunk, our collective beer smell intoxicated the poor thing. Good times.

I don’t think that blurb makes sense either. Sorry?

Writer’s block is still kicking my ass, so I’m resorting to stealing now. Well, not exactly stealing. See, I’m going to repost something I wrote 4 years ago. Something I submitted to the editors of Peyups. Something they published, hence something I draw great pride from. This is eLBi Life, my supposed “love letter” to UPLB (please excuse the Taglish):

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