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So, it’s Valentine’s Week. As a responsible blogger and all around nice guy, I think it’s just appropriate that I share the love with all you blog-reading people. I shall do this through the magic of poetry. Starting today up to Friday this week, I’ll give you guys the gift of love by posting a greeting card-ish poem each day. Feel free to share it with your loved ones. You’ll thank me later. It’s not just about public service. This is all about love. Because goddammit, Baddie loves you.
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No, seriously. What? I’m spreading the love here, man. No negativity allowed! Hmf.
I love you too. In a totally gay homosexual way.
I love Baddie too, albeit not in a totally gay homosexual way. I’d propose a little pecking though; maybe some Eskimo kisses. Spooning, at the most.
RAP IT OUT, SHORTY
Will you marry me, Baddie?
@Pau: Get out of my office, sicko! And by “office”, I mean “pants”.
@Coco: OMG I love spooning! AND sporking! Now, if you don’t know what “sporking” is, we’re not meant to be together.
@LOLga: Umm… it’s “Baddie”. I said it several times in this post. What’s wrong with you?!
@Liz: If you’re willing to spend the rest of your life sharing my love with comic books and professional wrestling, then YES! Also, you have to let me name our dog “K9 Kommander Kickface”.