Today marks a new low for Baddie. I’ve decided to tell you who I have the hots for in the wonderful world of animation. Yeah, I know this is going to be uncomfortable and we’ll probably share a lot of awkward moments when we meet in person, but goddammit I have to let you know! It’s just the right thing to do! Ladies and gents, the Cartoons I’d Like to Fuck:
It’s the last day of DVD Week and I’ve decided to make it special. So far, I’ve featured movies on DVD. It’s time to unleash the first TV show on this stupid blog series. Ladies and gents, Heroes Season 1!
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Stupid crickets. Anyhoo, I have longed to watch episodes of the first season of Heroes as a single cohesive unit for months, and thanks to my former girlfriend (a topic for another time), I’ll long no more.
People said it shouldn’t be done. They said it would ruin the TV show. They said it’s going to suck like hell. I say SHUT UP, NERDS! The Simpsons Movie is just what it is: a movie done, Simpsons style! OK, that didn’t make sense, so let’s just talk about it here, the fourth and penultimate chapter of DVD Week.
So far on DVD Week, we’ve seen a wall-crawling super-hero and swashbuckling bloody pirates. Today, the spotlight goes to a rat who wants to be a chef in Paris. Ratatouille is brought to us by my favorite creative tandems, Pixar and Brad frickin’ Bird. The Incredibles is still superior, but this baby is a close second.
