No, this isn’t about HappySlip visiting the Philippines. This is all about YouTube and my iPod touch, Molesto. And Rambo.

See, I saw the 4th Rambo movie last Friday at Festival Supermall. I wasn’t able to catch the 8:05 show so I spent a little over an hour waiting in the parking lot smoking and dicking around with my iPod touch. It was the first time I used its wi-fi capability since we don’t have wi-fi where I live. Actually, I’m still getting used to this thing they call “electricity”. And I heard pretty soon, we’ll have TV signals and phone lines. So exciting!

Anyway, back to Molesto. For the uninitiated, the iPod touch is the first digital audio player to ship with a full-featured web browser (Safari) and support for watching YouTube videos. What the fuck does that mean? Well, it means you can surf porn sites and watch fat frat boys getting kicked in the crotch on your iPod. That makes the iPod touch a little bit more special than the other iPod iterations, yes?

I’m not sure if the wi-fi access at Festival was free by design or I was inadvertently stealing wi-fi goodness, but it got me drooling. First thing I did was to post an update on Twitter. I just had to brag about my nerd moment. And then I checked out Clickthecity.com to see if Alabang Town Center had a better screening time for Rambo. Unfortunately, Rambo wasn’t on their slate for that day. WTF, right? Anyway, that web surfing-based wet feeling in my crotch was nothing compared to the feeling I got when I tried out the YouTube feature.

With the built-in YouTube player, I can watch videos on the “Featured” and “Most Viewed” lists. If I want to watch something that isn’t on those lists, I can just search for it. And if I like a certain video so much, I can bookmark it for future viewing pleasure. But the thing I like the most about the YouTube player is the quality of the videos. It’s just simply superb. I’d pick watching YouTube videos on my iPod over watching it on a desktop computer or a laptop anytime.

The very first video I watched was that of a reporter doing a report about a bird infestation. He was doing his thing, talking about Canadian birds and shit, and BAM! Bird poo in his mouth! Frickin’ hilarious. The second video was a HappySlip clip, and I was just so awesomed by how great it looked so I took a video using my phone.

The quality sucks, I know. It’s a phone camera, so what’re you gonna do? Now, if only our neighbor would set up a wi-fi network so I can steal some wi-fi juice. *sigh*

Anyway, yeah. I love Molesto because first, he brings music into my life everywhere I go, and second, the wi-fi acce… what? Rambo? Oh. Well, the movie melted my face with its pure goretastic dismemberment awesomeness. Thanks for asking.