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Dec 13

I Want to Learn How to Play Poker

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Yeah, you got me. I don’t know anything about poker except that it’s a card game and it’s tremendously more appealing when the word “strip” is involved. I’ve always wanted to learn how to play poker, but I never get the chance. Something always comes up like…

  • I’m not in the mood.
  • I’ve got better things to do like, say, drink beer using two hands.
  • People around me are smelly.
  • That leprechaun who lives under our oven toaster keeps telling me gambling is evil.
  • It’s Tuesday.
  • I’m writing blog articles nobody reads save for a couple of homeless people I pay to read my blog in Internet cafes.

But I think the right time has come for me to learn how to play poker. And I know exactly where to start: Pokerstars.net.

pokerstars.net

Pokerstars.net has everything I need to learn poker. I just need to download their free software, and probably read all the sections of the site, and voila! The rise of Baddie’s poker star!

Also, I can win some monies! You too, actually. Check it out:

Can’t get enough of poker? Ready to go all in with the pros? PokerStars is looking for the next Filipino millionaire on the PokerStars Sunday Million Tourney. Anyone can qualify for free on Pokerstars.NET, where they have daily freerolls (free tournaments) exclusive to Filipinos starting December 3, 2007 from Monday to Friday at 7:00 pm. The Top 5 winners from each day of the week advances to a 25-player Saturday Tourney. The winner of this Saturday Tourney moves on to the Sunday Million Tourney on PokerStars.com and gets a chance to play with the pros and win some serious serious moolah. More details at Pokerstars.net! Promo ends January 6, 2008!

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Once I get used to online poker, I’ll be bugging everybody I know to play real poker with me. And for all hot chicks who are game, I’m thinking of starting something I’d like to call Strip Poker Saturdays! YAY!


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This post has 8 comments.
Ade - 13 Dec 07 at 17:38:51

I’m writing blog articles nobody reads save for a couple of homeless people I pay to read my blog in Internet cafes.

Hey! I’m not homeless! Alo, you’re two payments behind.

Baddie - 13 Dec 07 at 21:37:23

That’s because I only pay the homeless. HUHLOLZ

joiz - 13 Dec 07 at 22:32:00

That leprechaun is addicted to gambling and lost half his pot of gold on majhong. Just afraid to lose his other half to poker.

Strip poker! Can I come and hide behind the curtain to take photos? :mrgreen:

Also you owe me a payment too. And where’s my xmas bonus?

Summer - 14 Dec 07 at 09:58:04

I learned poker because it was the only game the guys had on me. Now that I know how, ain’t nobody taking my money!

Baddie - 14 Dec 07 at 10:49:33

@Joiz: You can only come if you’ll join. Otherwise, NO WEI! Also, didn’t you receive the pack of SkyFlakes and the bottle of C2? And as for your bonus, I’m working on sending you a queso de bola. lulz

@Summer: You tell ‘em, Summer!

alohapenny - 14 Dec 07 at 13:49:31

Ok IS THIS a sponsored post? LOL I dun know how to play either :(

Ryan - 14 Dec 07 at 20:34:29

I keep meaning to set up a home poker tournament but i jsut never find the time.

Baddie - 15 Dec 07 at 00:47:27

@aLOLapenny: Maaaaybe. lulz

@Ryan: Teach me and Penny?

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