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Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:
Scientists say that 7% of the Internets is all about asshattery and dickery, while 3% is serious business. The remaining 90% is porn. I can attest to the porn number, and this blog more or less falls under the Asshattery & Dickery category. For the serious business side of the Internets, though, I have the perfect examples. I know this for I have firsthand accounts. Yes, ladies and gentlecreeps, all this bogus statistics bull is just an introduction to my pimping of the following:
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Name: Gino Carteciano
Superhero Name: Baddie
Hometown: Sta. Rosa City, Where the Magic Is!
Birthday: September 29, 1981
Zodiac Sign: Hot Blind Chick Holding a Wicked Awesome Sword and the Scales… OF JUSTICE!!!11
Motto: Ihi lang ang pahinga.
Describe yourself.
I’m mysterious like a rosary inside Batman’s secret pocket when he’s hiding in the shadows on a moonless night. So mysterious, in fact, that the other TMB fucktards kept a belief that I didn’t exist and I was just a figment of their collective drunk-ass imagination. But I did manage to prove my existence to a number of them. And then they started spreading the rumor that my hands smell like pekpek. Assholes.
Who was your first love?
Sailor Venus.
Remember, remember the fifth of November. Gunpowder, Treason and Plot. I see no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot. On that note, please don’t forget your motivation for the week.
HR - Love & Relationships Dept.
Re: Memo
Greetings of YOU GUYS SUCK!
Indeed, I have been without a girlfriend for the last 3 years and I am admittedly resembling a horny virgin loser. But there’s no reason for alarm. Seriously.
I’m not pursuing any possible new relationship that presents itself for I do not see any good reason to do so. Well, other than “get fucken’ laid”. There is no lack of options. I have a lot of them. But as I said, I don’t see the immediate need for pursuing a new relationship. I mean, I don’t really care if I don’t have someone to wear the egg costume that came with my bacon one.
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