Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:
Remember, kids, Baddie will not let anyone, especially dinosaurs with a Jesus riding them, eat you. Baddie is always here for you. In fact, Baddie provides you with a motivational image every Monday morning to hopefully inspire you for the rest of your week. No need to thank him. He’s just doing the lord’s work.
*** This week’s motivational image is brought to you by Jesus riding a dinosaur on his way to fight zombie pirates.
Oh yes, Jesus did just that. That's how he walked on walter, didnt you knoe?
Well, I heard about Jesus fighting zombie pirates, but I can't remember reading anything about him riding dinosaurs.
And then the unicorns ated the dinosaurs.
Unicorns… WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS!!!
RAINBOW butterfly wings!
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WEARING WHOMPERTHOMPERS FROM SKECHERS!!!
WhomperWHATers?
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You're obviously not gay enough.
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You're obviously not gay enough.[/quote]
Heh, and I called him baddieNG. Sry.
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You're obviously not gay enough.[/quote]
Heh, and I called him baddieNG. Sry.[/quote]
But isn't he FAGgie?
His dinosaur of choice was in fact, the flying pterodactyl. Didn't anyone tell you this? :p
@GAYdrian: Shut up, FAGnaye.
@FruityOaty: As a matter of fact, I stumbled upon that little piece of information as I was reading "The Big Book of Jesus Facts".
[quote comment=""]@FruityOaty: As a matter of fact, I stumbled upon that little piece of information as I was reading "The Big Book of Jesus Facts".[/quote]
WHICH I CO-WROTE WITH SATAN!!!
[quote comment="1948"]@GAYdrian: Shut up, FAGnaye.[/quote]
YOU shut up, Elmer FAGg.