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I don’t usually make a Christmas wish list, or any other kind of wish list for that matter, but for the sake of giving you guys an idea of what I want for Christmas this year (I better be in your Christmas list, you cheapskates!), I’m letting you know two things that I would really love to have by the end of 2007. Hey, stop whining. It’s either a wish list blog entry or The ANNOTATED Secret History of the Grand Order of FAIL.
The first thing I want for Christmas is an iPod.
No, I’m not a consumer sheep. I hated the buzz it got when it was first released, and I frown every time I hear about a new iPod iteration. Also, I get the urge to punch the nearest balls I could find whenever I see someone wearing white earphones. But, yeah. I think it’s time for me to succumb. Plus, I really want to carry around as many Porkchop Duo recordings as possible.
The second thing I want for Christmas? Camilla Belle.
There’s this innocent yet sexy elegance about her that drives me MWREOWRRRR. So definitely, I want a Camilla for Christmas. Any Camilla will do. You can give me an innocent I-just-saw-a-pretty-unicorn! Camilla:
Or a Party Girl Camilla:
Or an I-want-to-say-something-but-I-can’t-say-it Camilla:
Or a This-serial-killer-slash-rapist-on-the-phone-is-freaking-me-out Camilla:
Or even a Fattie Camilla:
Any Camilla will do. But if you want to get on my good side, you’d have to get me a Camilla with an Elisha Cuthbert:
If you can’t find one, you can just get me a DVD of The Quiet. Suburban suspense drama has never been so sexeh. MWREOWRRRR.
So there you go. My 2-item Christmas wish list. No pressure, right? Santa? Right?
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I doubt you’ll get Camilla Belle on Christmas. ^_^;
I need some positivity here, Euri. =(
How about Camilla…Parker-Bowles?
she’s a camilla. and she’s royalty! lulz.
Does that DVD have lesbian scenes? Coz if it does, I’ll just keep it for myself.
Also,
You keep away from me now, y’hear?
@Niki: Since Parker-Bowles is royalty, she’ll be rich like hell. She can probably give me all the Camilla Belles and Elisha Cuthberts in the world. So, YES.
@Ade: I dunno if it does, but if it doesn’t, my fertile imagination can take care of that. Also, please don’t keep me away from your balls. … No, wait.
what an unbelievably ugly dress that party girl camilla is wearing. ugh.
Damn! I want Camille Belle for myself too!!! RAWRRR!
I was gonna say the same thing! Hahahahaha!
I think the This-serial-killer-slash-rapist-on-the-phone-is-freaking-me-out Camilla is hottest. ;p
ZOMG THE FASHION POLICE!!! Girls.
@Ria: If I were a girl, I’d go lesbo on Camilla too. Heh.
@Jew: That’s why I want a “When a Stranger Calls” DVD too. Story sucks, but who cares?
Yeah. She should take it off or something.
Wait, aren’t “This-serial-killer-slash-rapist-on-the-phone-is-freaking-me-out Camilla” and “Fattie Camilla” wearing the same clothes?
No they’re not, Ade. Fattie Camilla is wearing a shirt one size bigger.
@Baddie Why is there a Fattie Camilla???
I dunno, Ria. She had too much turkey last Thanksgiving? HUHLOLZ
We have The Quiet on DVD. It’s a sucky movie, kinda.
Dowmeng kinna looks like Camilla Belle.
When you say “sucky”…
Erm?
NO BLOWJOBS, JUST INCEST.
When you say “INCEST”…
A Baddie-Ade-Mike threeway!!!!
bETCH, WHERE’S MY COMMENT
Defensio, my shiny new spam killer, says your comment has 50% Spamminess. HUHLOLZ
And I say your comment is 100% Liek, Eww.
WTF. Tell Defensio not to judge me :(
FUCKIN DEFENSIO.
Camilla Belle was fat once? T_T
@LOLga: Defensio’s just trying to make papansin to you.
@LOLen: LOLOLOLOL that’s a screencap of a TV interview, and we all know how TV adds 300 lbs. Silly girl.