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Some people are man-eaters. They make you buy cars, cut cards, and fall real hard in love. They make you work hard, spend hard, and want all of their love. I shall protect you from these foul beasts. The first tool for protection I shall give you is your motivation for the week:
Remember, kids, Baddie will not let anyone, especially dinosaurs with a Jesus riding them, eat you. Baddie is always here for you. In fact, Baddie provides you with a motivational image every Monday morning to hopefully inspire you for the rest of your week. No need to thank him. He’s just doing the lord’s work.
*** This week’s motivational image is brought to you by Jesus riding a dinosaur on his way to fight zombie pirates.
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Oh yes, Jesus did just that. That’s how he walked on walter, didnt you knoe?
Well, I heard about Jesus fighting zombie pirates, but I can’t remember reading anything about him riding dinosaurs.
And then the unicorns ated the dinosaurs.
Unicorns… WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS!!!
RAINBOW butterfly wings!
WEARING WHOMPERTHOMPERS FROM SKECHERS!!!
WhomperWHATers?
You’re obviously not gay enough.
Heh, and I called him baddieNG. Sry.
But isn’t he FAGgie?
His dinosaur of choice was in fact, the flying pterodactyl. Didn’t anyone tell you this? :p
@GAYdrian: Shut up, FAGnaye.
@FruityOaty: As a matter of fact, I stumbled upon that little piece of information as I was reading “The Big Book of Jesus Facts”.
WHICH I CO-WROTE WITH SATAN!!!
YOU shut up, Elmer FAGg.