Motivational Monday with Baddie #4: Blog Action Day Special
Work it harder. Make it better. Do it faster. It’ll make you stronger more than ever, hour after. Your work is never over. But never fear, I’ll assist you. I’ll start by presenting to you a very special edition of Motivational Monday with Baddie:
If you’re going to kill yourself, might as well do some good for the environment, right? Using anything that uses electricity to end your miserable little life is just a waste. It’s debatable if you’re wasting your life, but you’re definitely wasting energy. So please, if you’re going to do it, use poison. Or a really big serrated knife for maximum bleedage.
Since today is a special day, I have a variant motivational image for you:
If you’re really a twisted summbitch, make sure you have fun by dicking around in the bathtub and wasting energy before you kick the damn bucket. There’s no reason to feel sad before committing suicide because after you do it, everybody else will feel all the sadness and depression in the world for you. Ass.
As always, remember that Baddie is willing to guide you through a very satisfying suicide. Baddie is always here for you. In fact, Baddie provides you with a motivational image every Monday morning to hopefully inspire you for the rest of your week. No need to thank him. He’s just doing the lord’s work.
*** This week’s motivational images are brought to you by two electric bath ducks and Blog Action Day.
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Awesome. Whose dick do I suck to get a brain like yours?
Theoretically, mine. termiLOL velocity
Rubber duckie don’t make bath time lots of fun no more! :(
…umm. Kwool.
I like the ducky!! So cute! =3 Less the electric wires and such, of course.