Birthday Recap
Like I said in my birthday post, I felt my 26th birthday will be a whole lot better than my 25th because first, there’s no stupid big-ass typhoon kicking our country’s ass. And second, I planned on ending my 3 1/2 months of sobriety. I managed to do that but not in the way I expected. But nevertheless, it was ended and I’m a ridiculously happy camper. YAY!
See, my plan was simple. Have a quiet lunch with my family, then go to UPLB to get wasted like it was college all over again, and maybe sneak in a few quiet moments with some hot college chick. None of that happened. Instead of a quiet lunch with my family, I woke up to an assload of relatives swimming in our pool, singing videoke songs, and waiting for me so they can eat an assload of catered food. I’m not complaining, though. I actually had fun. After lunch, I sat down with my dad, aunts and uncles, and we drank beer like hell. After downing 8 cans of San Mig Light, I decided to take a nap to prepare for my voyage to The Land of Beer and Honeys. Sadly, instead of going to UPLB, I just opted to stay home and eat leftover carbonara. My head was beating like there was a gremlin trapped inside my brain. That eliminated the chances of some quality time with hot college girls. But staying home gave me the chance to answer a phone call from The Ex. We talked for 7 hours. It was… strange.
This large amount of time spent with my family and The Ex made me realize a lot of things. You know, serious shit. Weird, but drunk talking with my uncles sort of made me look into the future like I’ve never done before. Same thing with The Ex. In the span of almost 24 hours, I’ve grown and matured like hell. This may sound stupid, but I think on my 26th birthday, I changed. For the better. And I owe it all to my family, The Ex, and my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Mr. Beer. I luffles you, Mr. Beer! *hugs*
So enough with the mush. It’s time for some acknowledgments!
- I can’t remember the last time I celebrated my birthday with a party at home. So I have to give props to my parents for throwing that swimming/videoke/lunch/beer/pusoy party for me. And high five to the rest of my relatives! I had so much fun with you freaks, I think I’ll join the next big family gathering.
- We’ve had a weird past, but talking to The Ex felt… nice. Things are messy with you now, but I say ditch your BF and let’s give this shit another whirl!
- I may have lost communication with most of my high school and college friends, but I thank you guys for the text messages, Friendster comments and messages, YM messages, and phone calls. I’ll see you at our reunion, my high school peeps. And as for you, my college buddies, one word: OKTOBERFREAKIN’FEST!!!
- Mr. Beer, I can’t thank you enough. I’ll see you soon, okay? *hugs*
- To my newest friends, my online buddies, what can I say? You were my social circle for the past few months. Life as a hermit would’ve sucked without your Tweets, YM messages, blog comments, Facebook dickeries, and forums asshattery. Yupielbi.org eLBizen Core, I’ll get you drunk ASAP. TMB monkeys, I love you guys. In a non-gay way, of course.
Speaking of TMB, I’d like to share to the world their douchey creativity. Ladies and gentlemen, the “gifts” I got from the TMB monkeys:
From Coco, my very own TV show!
From Midori, naked Barbie dolls!
From Baller Hitler, Baddie Bear!
From Mr. Squid, a band of hippies… WITH AIDS!
From LOLen, beer! LOTS OF IT!
From Fritz, an alternate reality version of Steel!
And speaking of Steel, he gave me a picture of myself. Whatta cheapskate, that Steel guy.
From The Bim, my very own Pinoy superhero!
From The Mordo, the declaration that I defy age and a couple of Kryptonian hotties!
From Helgrr, an imaginary blowjob!
From Arlene, a Facebook Graffiti drawing of myself with a cake on my head!
And finally, from Anne, wet kisses on the head!
Okay, she didn’t really provide an image for the gift, so I just improvised with the most safe-for-work image I could come up with. Anyway, if you want gifts from the TMB monkeys for your birthday, come on over to the TMB Forum and join in on the fun. We don’t bite… hard. HUHLOLZ That shit never gets old.
Again, thanks everybody! I had a blast with my birthday this year. Seriously. *high fives everybody*
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Wait, you have a pool and you never invited us?
You’re dead to me.
You hear me? I guess not. You know why?
BECAUSE YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!
belated hapi burtdei again baddie!!
You had a pool party? And I was not invited? Sad. :(
@Pau: Mr. Pool’s not ready for the TMB effect aka Bim passing out after throwing up all over the place.
@Alohapenny: Thanks again!
@LOLen: Videoke party was for the old ladies, pusoy party was for everyone with a gambling problem, beer party was for the old guys and me, and pool party was for my young cousins, or as I fondly call them, Those Meddling Kids!
When will you stop being imagiary and invite us to your awesome parties?
You just missed me doing skinny dipping. Skinny FATTIE dipping.
@Ade: As soon as Steel swears off skinny fattie dipping.
Belated happy birthday, Mr. Baddie.
OK… that first pic of the baby… is kinda creepy. It’s a tie between that and… the one with Barbie dolls.
gino,
glad you enjoyed your 26th bday.
while u love beer, do not overdo it. anything excessive could be bad. that is why i have started slowing down on beer and smoke.
bad example ako kaya may time pa to change things.
btw you look better with a little hair on.
love u,
big daddy