Today, Baddie turns 26. You know what that means, right?
Some interesting facts about my birthday:
- Great balls of fire, the only notable celebrity (that I know of) who shares my birthday is that nut job, Jerry Lee Lewis!
- I’m a Libra. Why can’t I be a Virgo? That virgin chick is way hotter than that blind lady. Feh.
- It’s Constitution Day in Brunei and I don’t give a crap.
- I was born on a Tuesday but I always think of myself as a Friday guy. Whatever that means.
- This is my first birthday I’m celebrating as an employed citizen. Whooptidoo.
- My Chinese star sign is the Rooster. [insert cock joke here]
I already know that my birthday this year will be a whole lot better than last year’s because last year, I spent the day staring blankly at stuff like this:
…and arranging, cleaning, and lifting stuff like this:
…with my feet looking like this:
…which made me lose my appetite when I saw this:
…but I ate it anyway. Thanks a fucking lot, Milenyo.
So, yeah. Anyway, I’ve got a whole lot of reasons to celebrate today, but I’ll talk about it next time. Right now, all I wanna do is party like it’s 2099! SEXEH PARTEH, EVERYBODEH!!!
Yay it's Faggie Gay togay!
This has been the worst day of my life! First, the cab I was on went KABOOM, then I was forced to walk ten miles from Macapagal Ave to my workplace. Under the rain!
Oh yeah, happy birthday Baddie-boi!
happy bday! :-)
Thanks, gays! Thanks, Matel!
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