Baddie Day

Today, Baddie turns 26. You know what that means, right?

Some interesting facts about my birthday:

• Great balls of fire, the only notable celebrity (that I know of) who shares my birthday is that nut job, Jerry Lee Lewis!
• I’m a Libra. Why can’t I be a Virgo? That virgin chick is way hotter than that blind lady. Feh.
• It’s Constitution Day in Brunei and I don’t give a crap.
• I was born on a Tuesday but I always think of myself as a Friday guy. Whatever that means.
• This is my first birthday I’m celebrating as an employed citizen. Whooptidoo.
• My Chinese star sign is the Rooster. [insert cock joke here]

I already know that my birthday this year will be a whole lot better than last year’s because last year, I spent the day staring blankly at stuff like this:

…and arranging, cleaning, and lifting stuff like this:

…with my feet looking like this:

…which made me lose my appetite when I saw this:

…but I ate it anyway. Thanks a fucking lot, Milenyo.

So, yeah. Anyway, I’ve got a whole lot of reasons to celebrate today, but I’ll talk about it next time. Right now, all I wanna do is party like it’s 2099! SEXEH PARTEH, EVERYBODEH!!!

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